[Part I] ~#**************#~ [Intro] ~#**************#~ (Illa, Illa, Illa) ~#**************#~ (Yeah-Yeah, yeah-yeah) ~#**************#~ Yo (Yo), how do I keep ~#**************#~ (Man, I dont know what’s up with these hoes, man) ~#**************#~ Gettin in relationships like this? (Im just sayin’) ~#**************#~ Maybe it says somethin about me (Yeah, yup) ~#**************#~ Should I look in the mirror? ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ I just want you to be normal ~#**************#~ Why cant you bitches be normal? ~#**************#~ Always gotta be so extra ~#**************#~ Why you always need a lecture? ~#**************#~ My ex hates to talk, shes a texter ~#**************#~ Even when Im in bed layin right next to her ~#**************#~ Wants to get back together ~#**************#~ Said not til she gets her act together ~#**************#~ [Verse 1] ~#**************#~ She thinks Im bein’ mean and now ~#**************#~ She starts to scream and shout ~#**************#~ She’s about to let the demons out ~#**************#~ She dont wanna see me with other females out ~#**************#~ I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route ~#**************#~ She retaliates by tryin’ to leave the house ~#**************#~ In an evening gown with her cleavage out ~#**************#~ Weve been down this road too many times for me to count ~#**************#~ And all I can think is how— ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ I just want you to be normal ~#**************#~ Why cant you bitches be normal? ~#**************#~ Always gotta be so extra ~#**************#~ Like a fuckin terrestrial ~#**************#~ Guess it comes with the territory ~#**************#~ My ex girl, she just declared war ~#**************#~ Therefore, I better prepare for it ~#**************#~ I guess bein’ weirds normal ~#**************#~ [Verse 2] ~#**************#~ And I dont know whats got a hold of me ~#**************#~ Most notably Ive been zonin to Jodeci ~#**************#~ Im totally open, hopelessly devoted ~#**************#~ So much so that I bet you she dont even know that shes ~#**************#~ The first thing I think of when I wake up ~#**************#~ And the last thing I think of ‘fore I go to sleep ~#**************#~ Sike, hope she dont notice me goin through her purse ~#**************#~ I know she cheats, so do I, Im soulless, shes heartless ~#**************#~ No wonder were partners ~#**************#~ Both got hundreds of charges ~#**************#~ Domestic disputes but weve always ~#**************#~ Swept it under the carpet ~#**************#~ Even when 9-1-1 gets the call that ~#**************#~ I slipped up and busted her jaw with ~#**************#~ A Louisville Slugger cause alls it ~#**************#~ Really does is make our love ~#**************#~ For each other grow stronger ~#**************#~ She won me over the second she tried to run me over ~#**************#~ Told her Id keep it a hun, we over ~#**************#~ Kicked her out, called her back, now shes coming over ~#**************#~ But why is she so wicked? ~#**************#~ And how the fuck did I get so twisted ~#**************#~ Up with someone so unlikable and shifty? ~#**************#~ Were like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with ~#**************#~ Ignitable liquids, but Im finally seeing ~#**************#~ Shes only mine for the time being ~#**************#~ Thats why I keep bringin up that one time she ~#**************#~ Tried to two-time me ~#**************#~ And throw it up in her face til I dry heave ~#**************#~ How could I be so naive? ~#**************#~ Should I leave or turn this entire evening ~#**************#~ To a motherfucking crime scene? ~#**************#~ [Part II] ~#**************#~ [Verse] ~#**************#~ Maybe Im just too ugly to compete with him ~#**************#~ You werent sposed to agree, you fucking bitch ~#**************#~ ‘Specially when youre the one cheated first ~#**************#~ Now the argument immediately becomes heated ~#**************#~ You dont want me to flip, little conceited cunt ~#**************#~ Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita ~#**************#~ Slut, treat it just like a drum, beat it ~#**************#~ Complete it, and once youve succeeded, repeat it! ~#**************#~ I love you but I hope you fuckin die though ~#**************#~ In our business your friends like to pry so ~#**************#~ Youve got em all under cover just like moles ~#**************#~ Hopin theyll come back with intel ~#**************#~ But Im the one whos thrown into the spiral ~#**************#~ ‘Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go ~#**************#~ Thinkin Im sly as I scroll through your iPhone ~#**************#~ Who the fucks Milo? ~#**************#~ The guy at work who drives a hi-lo ~#**************#~ I put a tracking device on your Chrysler ~#**************#~ And follow you while you drive home ~#**************#~ But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown ~#**************#~ You recognized me and had Milo flip me off ~#**************#~ Right out the passenger side window (*Beep-Beep*) ~#**************#~ I hit a light pole, you skirt off ~#**************#~ And then pull up at 5 a.m. in the drive in a stretched white limo ~#**************#~ Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with Milos demo (Ow, ah) ~#**************#~ But like a drunk bum, what do I know? ~#**************#~ Lets sleep on it like they did Revival ~#**************#~ I told you “Youre the apple of my eye,” so shut your pie hole ~#**************#~ [Outro] ~#**************#~ Just wanna be normal ~#**************#~ Why cant you be normal? (Yeah) ~#**************#~ I just wanna be normal ~#**************#~ Why cant you be normal?