[Intro: John C. Reilly] ~#**************#~ Wanna take it from the top? ~#**************#~ [Verse 1: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Lady, you remind me of my raps on that Relapse shit ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you got an ass thick as them accents ~#**************#~ Two ass-cheek implants, call that an asset ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you could set a glass on it, its massive ~#**************#~ From the first time I saw you, I actually ~#**************#~ Said to myself: “I gotta meet her” like a taxi ~#**************#~ Exactly, love affair in the backseat ~#**************#~ Sorry if Im being graphic ~#**************#~ But Im stiff as a statue you sat on a shelf ~#**************#~ I feel like Ima bust, maybe Im just ahead of myself ~#**************#~ Let me slow down, slow your Camaro ~#**************#~ Im tryna catch up, Im tryna jump your bones to the marrow ~#**************#~ Got me under your control and your spell ~#**************#~ Wanna wrap you up, put you in a bow like an arrow ~#**************#~ Grab you by the (Meow!), hope its not a problem, in fact ~#**************#~ About the only thing I agree on with Donald is that ~#**************#~ So when I put this palm on your cat ~#**************#~ Dont snap, its supposed to get grabbed ~#**************#~ Why you think they call it a snatch? ~#**************#~ I just wanna climb in the sack ~#**************#~ Ima keep it a hundred like my speedometers at ~#**************#~ Im watchin you rap, Im the dude followin back ~#**************#~ About six cars, Im in the ‘lac, and I wanna fack ~#**************#~ [Pre-Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ All day, all day, all night ~#**************#~ You ask, Ill stay the night ~#**************#~ With you, you say youre fire ~#**************#~ Me too, youre burning up ~#**************#~ I want it— ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Mark Wahlberg (& John C. Reilly)] ~#**************#~ All day, all night ~#**************#~ You feel, my heat (Fire) ~#**************#~ Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel ~#**************#~ My heat ~#**************#~ [Verse 2: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Hate to inconvenience you at the convenience store ~#**************#~ But them jeans you wore are like Ive never seen before ~#**************#~ I pretend I work there while I clean the floor ~#**************#~ Checkin you out like the clerk while he rings you up ~#**************#~ Pull out behind you when youre leavin ~#**************#~ And you dont even know it (Word, yo Rick, man!) ~#**************#~ Shes brushin her hair, adjustin her mirror ~#**************#~ Shes rappin my shit, but she wasnt aware ~#**************#~ I was there, or maybe she was and just didnt care ~#**************#~ Who knows? At least that aint up in the air for some to see ~#**************#~ So like a chick who thinks her coochie dont stink ~#**************#~ If she aint plannin to do shit this summers eve ~#**************#~ Maybe she wants to keep me company ~#**************#~ But fuck the Pepé Le Pew shit! ~#**************#~ “Aint steppin to you, bitch,” I say to myself ~#**************#~ Plus shes bumpin my music, aint chasin no tail like a skunk in heat ~#**************#~ I could sweat her to some degree ~#**************#~ But fuck it, Im the male, let her come to me ~#**************#~ (Could you repeat that again?) ~#**************#~ “Letter” come to me—”mail.” “Sweater”, “heat,” “some degree.” Fail ~#**************#~ Fuck it, pull up beside her ~#**************#~ Sideswipe her Dodge Viper, wood is so bright ~#**************#~ I ask does she want a computer lodged in her vagina ~#**************#~ Said my dick is an apple, she said put it inside her ~#**************#~ I said— ~#**************#~ [Pre-Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ All day, all day, all night ~#**************#~ You ask, Ill stay the night ~#**************#~ With you, you say youre fire ~#**************#~ Me too, youre burning up ~#**************#~ I want it— ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Mark Wahlberg (& John C. Reilly)] ~#**************#~ All day, all night ~#**************#~ You feel, my heat (Fire) ~#**************#~ Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel ~#**************#~ My heat ~#**************#~ [Verse 3: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Black out, come to, hands covered in blood ~#**************#~ Motherfuckin gloves and a shovel stuck in the mud ~#**************#~ I just bodied the beat, so that hole musta been dug ~#**************#~ ‘Cause it just died like food coloring (Duh!) ~#**************#~ So lets get turnt like a shish kabab ~#**************#~ Twist it, ma, like an air-conditioning knob ~#**************#~ Wed be great together ~#**************#~ Dont care if it takes forever ~#**************#~ If I gotta wait, I guess its better late than never ~#**************#~ You felt my heat rubbin off on ya ~#**************#~ I love your personality, come on, little mama ~#**************#~ Youre hot enough to melt Ricks beat, come jump in the water ~#**************#~ I bet you get your self-esteem from your persona ~#**************#~ With an ass to match, girl ~#**************#~ Your body is lit, youre striking, Im a gas ~#**************#~ Girl, youre just gonna have to put them other chumps on the back burner ~#**************#~ You got buns, I got Aspergers ~#**************#~ Just let me rest my head between that set of Ds ~#**************#~ While I shred MCs like cheddar cheese ~#**************#~ Thats just the thoroughbred in me, aint a better breed ~#**************#~ My dog thinks so too—look at my pedigree! (Roof!) ~#**************#~ Ma, the world is what I think of you ~#**************#~ I think youre divine, so I might swing on you ~#**************#~ Im just kiddin, girl, I wouldnt lift a finger, too ~#**************#~ Unless its the middle one to finger you ~#**************#~ [Pre-Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ All day, all day, all night ~#**************#~ You ask, Ill stay the night ~#**************#~ With you, you say youre fire ~#**************#~ Me too, youre burning up ~#**************#~ I want it— ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Mark Wahlberg & John C. Reilly] ~#**************#~ Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel ~#**************#~ My heat ~#**************#~ [Outro: Eminem & Mark Wahlberg] ~#**************#~ On the ones and twos, to three or four in the mornin ~#**************#~ Ricks on the cut like Neosporin (Girls!) ~#**************#~ Hes mixin it up for me, and youre in ~#**************#~ A teddy like short for Theodore ~#**************#~ Were outtie, five thousand ~#**************#~ I wanna fuck, its my big dick ~#**************#~ So everybody get ready fucking now!