[Intro: Redman & Jeff Stewart]
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Ah
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You are now about to enter the psychotic mind of Redman
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Lets take a journey on a funk cosmic adventure
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To where no other nigga or bitch has ever entered
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Let me lick your funky emotions with my cosmic lyrics
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From a place we call Hell and beyond
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And I say
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Right about now, you are rocking with the best
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Can I get a hit? (Hit it) Thank you (Hit it)
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What youre about to experience is a walk on the Funkadelic side
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Who knows better than the Funkadelic Devil himself?
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To all knotty head niggas, bob to this
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Come walk with Def Squad on the dark side
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Coming to you live and direct, without further adieu
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I bring to you Redman one more time
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This is Jeff Stewart and you know how I do it
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God damn (Word is bond, word is me)
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[Bridge: Redman]
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So whos that funky nigga thats known to kick the fat shit?
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The mirror said, “You are, you conceited bastard”
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Talking bout the dog, dogcatcher
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Its the dogcatcher, Ill catch you
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Oh, how insane
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Catch a contact from the weed, itll bust your brain
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[Verse: Redman]
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The top notch of hip-hop and Im on the charts
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Im catching applause when I rock the microphone from the heart
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My styles foul, so look into the Eyes of Laura Mars
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As you can see, I drop funk bars from here to Mars
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Still rollin down the highway with my forty between my lap, bitch
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Crossing the GW, coming into Manhattan
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Boy, my skills are stacks, I love to do it from the back
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My style swarms over ghettoes like crack
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Go in any hood and puff a blunt with any nigga
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As long as we both got, it dont matter whos gun bigger
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But I bet you you cant do that
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‘Cause your multi-platinums cant save your ass from the block
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And youre fucked if it aint pop
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The funk is blowin wattage out your fuckin trunks
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Like Pete Puma, Im known to give a ho lots of lumps (Ha-ha)
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Props I got, coming through your block, nine cocked
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My socks even got three-eighty-nine shots
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Dont press it, I hang em like them niggas do in Texas
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You dont have no heart, you chestless
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‘Cause your hearts on my necklace
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I give props to real MCs like KRS-One
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Kool G Rap, Buckshot, Busta B, and Im from
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The East Coast, where a nigga like youd get laughed at
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And since you came out gassed, well, Im closing your gas cap
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The creature from the deep, the ultimate funk freaker
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Represent New Jersey, keep your eyes up on the Preacher (Uh)
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A menace like Dennis, I got game like Guinness
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I can French kiss my lyrics, then I run trains with sentences
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Lord have mercy (Stop), its too much funk to cope with
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Droppin dope shit after dope shit, were the Trojans
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Yell from the lungs
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That rings from here to kingdom come
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And I dont have to be a special ed to get dumb
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[Outro: Redman]
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So fuck what you heard, word to herb
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‘Cause I mac-a-frama-lama, plus I kick the grammar, straight from New Jers
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Badmon, here we, here we come
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From New Jersey, in the place to be
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So fuck what you heard, word to herb
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‘Cause I mac-a-frama-lama, plus I kick the grammar, straight from New Jers
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Because I can jam like Teddy if you let me
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‘Cause they here to stay
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Ill be outside when you get there
