[Intro: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Yeah, haha ~#**************#~ You feel that, baby? ~#**************#~ Yeah, I feel it too, damn ~#**************#~ (Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad) ~#**************#~ You know, Im so glad we could spend this time together ~#**************#~ (I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had) ~#**************#~ You see, Im not as crazy as you thought I was, am I? ~#**************#~ (‘Cause you aint never met nobody like me ~#**************#~ And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again) ~#**************#~ [Verse 1: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Im the American Dream ~#**************#~ Im the definition of white trash ballin, Im right back on em ~#**************#~ With a— err-chick-err, chicka-chick— I cant call it ~#**************#~ Same shit, different toilet, oh, you got a nice ass, darling ~#**************#~ Cant wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin ~#**************#~ What you mean we aint fuckin? You take me for a friend? ~#**************#~ Let me tell you the whole story of Shadys origin ~#**************#~ Youll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again ~#**************#~ Now, it all started with my father ~#**************#~ I mustve got my pimpin genes from him the way he left my momma ~#**************#~ Im a rolling stone, just like him, word to Johnny Drama ~#**************#~ Keep my entourage with me, baby, Ill make a promise ~#**************#~ There aint nobody as bomb as me, Im as calm as ~#**************#~ The breeze, Im the bees knees, his legs, and his arms, Im a ~#**************#~ Superstar, girl, Im ready for you, Mama ~#**************#~ Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas? ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad ~#**************#~ I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you aint never met nobody like me ~#**************#~ And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again ~#**************#~ Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad ~#**************#~ I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you aint never met nobody like me ~#**************#~ And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again ~#**************#~ [Verse 2: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Im equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first, Ill kiss your navel ~#**************#~ Work my way down, baby, you can lay down on the table ~#**************#~ But you may wanna find somethin more stable ~#**************#~ I told you I aint foolin from the gate, this aint the first day of April ~#**************#~ But thank you for stayin, April, Ima make you ~#**************#~ Learn to appreciate me, differentiate me ~#**************#~ From these phony, little fishy and sissy fake Gs ~#**************#~ Skip over the “huggy bear,” and all the “kissy face,” please ~#**************#~ Initiate phase three, missy, now service me ~#**************#~ Take another shot of Jäger, shake it so nervously ~#**************#~ Take your time, baby, ooh, youre the bomb, baby ~#**************#~ Ooh, youre doing that even better than your mom, lady ~#**************#~ I told you why Im Shady, you didnt listen now, did ya? ~#**************#~ Relax, woman, you know that Im only kiddin wit ya ~#**************#~ Got a twisted sense of humor, its warped, but I didnt hit ya ~#**************#~ I think youre finally startin to get the picture, Im just– ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad ~#**************#~ I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you aint never met nobody like me ~#**************#~ And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again ~#**************#~ Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad ~#**************#~ I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you aint never met nobody like me ~#**************#~ And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again ~#**************#~ [Bridge: Eminem ,Sly Pyper & Both] ~#**************#~ (Err-chick-err-chick) ~#**************#~ Call me dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick) ~#**************#~ Dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick) ~#**************#~ Dynamite (Oh-woah-ooh-oh-woah), soul (Err-chick-err-chick) ~#**************#~ Call me dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick) ~#**************#~ Dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick) ~#**************#~ Dynamite (Oh-woah-oh-oh-oh), soul, oh (Err-chick-err-chick) ~#**************#~ I can hold you in the morning ~#**************#~ But in the evening, I gotta go (Err-chick-err-chick) ~#**************#~ ‘Cause Im on to the next girl ~#**************#~ And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh ~#**************#~ [Verse 3: Eminem] ~#**************#~ I got you caught up in the rapture, make you recapture ~#**************#~ The feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya ~#**************#~ You never wanted someone so bad, youre ~#**************#~ Sweatin, but if Im what you wanted ~#**************#~ Whyd you panic when I grabbed ya? ~#**************#~ Girl, dont be so frantic, Im just a hopeless romantic ~#**************#~ Dont try to fight the feeling of somethin thats so organic ~#**************#~ You cant ignore it, so dont, just stand before it ~#**************#~ Just drop them panties to the floor, lets get to camcordin ~#**************#~ Damn, shawty, I told you this was bound to happen ~#**************#~ Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin ~#**************#~ I was bound to work a number on your back ~#**************#~ And throw your spine out of alignment ~#**************#~ My love has got you so blind that ~#**************#~ You couldnt pick Amy Winehouse out of a line-up ~#**************#~ So stop at the store, pick a pint up ~#**************#~ Lets get the pineapple Schnapps going, no one will knock ~#**************#~ ‘Cause Ima hang a sign up saying “Dont Disturb” ~#**************#~ Shawty, Im so superb ~#**************#~ I say the right things, dont I spit the dopest words? ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad ~#**************#~ I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you aint never met nobody like me ~#**************#~ And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again ~#**************#~ Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad ~#**************#~ I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you aint never met nobody like me ~#**************#~ And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again ~#**************#~ [Bridge: Eminem ,Sly Pyper & Both] ~#**************#~ (Err-chick-err-chick) ~#**************#~ Call me dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick) ~#**************#~ Dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick) ~#**************#~ Dynamite (Oh-woah-ooh-oh-woah), soul (Err-chick-err-chick) ~#**************#~ Call me dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick) ~#**************#~ Dynamite (Oh-oh-oh) (Chicka-chick-chick) ~#**************#~ Dynamite (Oh-woah-oh-oh-oh), soul, oh (Err-chick-err-chick) ~#**************#~ I can hold you in the morning ~#**************#~ But in the evening, I gotta go (Err-chick-err-chick) ~#**************#~ ‘Cause Im on to the next girl ~#**************#~ And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad (Aha) ~#**************#~ I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you aint never met nobody like me ~#**************#~ And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again ~#**************#~ [Outro: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Dr. Dre ~#**************#~ 2010 ~#**************#~ Lightyears ahead of you (Haha) ~#**************#~ Woo!