[Intro: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
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Marshall! Sounds like an SOS
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Holy wack unlyrical lyrics, Andre, youre fucking right!
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To the Rapmobile—lets go!
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(Marshall! Marshall!)
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Bitches and gentlemen! Its showtime!
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Hurry hurry, step right up!
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Introducing the star of our show
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His name is (Marshall!)
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You wouldnt wanna be anywhere else in the world right now
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So without further ado, I bring to you (Marshall!)
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[Verse 1: Eminem]
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You bout to witness hip-hop in its most purest
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Most rawest form, flow almost flawless
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Most hardest, most honest known artist
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Chip off the old block, but old Doc is (back)
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Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
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Oh God, Saddams got his own Laden
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With his own private plane, his own pilot
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Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges
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Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
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Vrinn, vrinn! Yeah, here I come, Im inches
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Away from you, dear, fear none
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Hip-hop is in a state of 9-1-1, so
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[Chorus: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
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Lets get down to business
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I dont got no time to play around, what is this?
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Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down
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On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
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Lets get down to business
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I dont got no time to play around, what is this?
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Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down
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On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
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[Verse 2: Eminem]
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Quick, gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
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Gee willikers, Dre, holy bat syllables!
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Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham
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When Im gone, time to get rid of these rap criminals
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So skip to your lou while I do what I do best
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You aint even impressed no more, youre used to it
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Flows too wet, nobody close to it
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Nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit
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The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on
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In eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much
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They make it all up, theres no such thing
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Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
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It just means so much more to so much more
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People, when youre rappin and you know what for
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The show must go on; so Id like to welcome yall
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To Marshall and Andres carnival, cmon!
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[Chorus: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
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Now lets get down to business
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I dont got no time to play around, what is this?
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Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down
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On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
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Lets get down to business
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I dont got no time to play around, what is this?
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Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down
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On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
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[Verse 3: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
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Its just like old times, the Dynamic Duo
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Two old friends, why panic? You already know
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Whos fully capable, the two caped heroes
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Dial straight down the center, eight-zero-zero
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You can even call collect, the most feared duet
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Since me and Elton played career Russian Roulette
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And never even see me blink or get to bustin a sweat
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People steppin over people just to rush to the set
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Just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely
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Ease over these beats and be so breezy
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Jesus, how can shit be so easy?
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How can one Chandra be so Levy?
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Turn on these beats, MCs dont see me
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Believe me, BET and MTV
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Are gonna grieve when we leave, dog, fo sheezy
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Cant leave rap alone, the game needs me
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‘Til we grow beards, get weird and disappear
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Into the mountains, nothin but clowns down here
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But we aint fuckin around round here
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Yo, Dre (What up?) Can I get a “hell…”? (Hell yeah!)
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[Chorus: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
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Now lets get down to business
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I dont got no time to play around, what is this?
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Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down
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On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
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Lets get down to business
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I dont got no time to play around, what is this?
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Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down
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On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
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[Outro: Eminem]
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So there you have it, folks
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(Marshall!) has come to save the day
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Back with his friend Andre
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And to remind you that bullshit does not pay
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Because (Marshall!) and Andre are here to stay
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And never go away
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Until our dying day
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Until were old and grey (Marshall!)
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So until next time, friends
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Same blonde hair, same rap channel
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Good night, everyone!
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Thank you for coming! Your host for the evening (Marshall!)
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Oh! Heh
