[Verse 1: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Instinctive nature to bring the anguish (Yeah) ~#**************#~ To the English language ~#**************#~ With this ink, you haters get rode on like a piece of paper (Haha) ~#**************#~ This rap shit got me travelin place to place, you barely leave your house (House) ~#**************#~ ‘Cause youre always stuck at your pad (Pad), its stationary ~#**************#~ Yeah, thats why when I brainstorm, gotta write it out (Write it out) ~#**************#~ Simon Cowell of rhymin foul, thats why you sound so shook ~#**************#~ Wire bound notebook got tied around your throat ~#**************#~ Hook it inside your mouth, go — “Hrruh” ~#**************#~ Thats what its like when the mic is out ~#**************#~ ‘Cause Im tearin at your flesh with it (Flesh with it) ~#**************#~ ‘Til your larynx and neck are split (Neck are split) ~#**************#~ With these lyrics, weapons, expert with (Expert with) ~#**************#~ Like hair extensions, extra clips (Extra clips) ~#**************#~ And youre scared to effin death of it (Death of it) ~#**************#~ Bitch, youre starin at a legend that (At a legend that) ~#**************#~ In a pair of Skechers, sweatshirt ripped (Sweatshirt ripped) ~#**************#~ And hoodie black, should be strapped ~#**************#~ To a chair or stretcher, electric, swear on every record, bitch (Record, bitch) ~#**************#~ Finger so high in the air, Ill bet your senses flip (Senses flip) ~#**************#~ Like a barometric pressure switch (Pressure switch) ~#**************#~ Carin less who I offend with this (This) ~#**************#~ Im at your neck like Pez dispense (Pez dispense) ~#**************#~ Go ‘head, spit your flow, bitch ~#**************#~ [Chorus: PHresher] ~#**************#~ Im at your throat like Chloraseptic (Chloraseptic), ‘septic (Yeah) ~#**************#~ And you got strep, Im too complex with (Im too complex with) ‘plex with ~#**************#~ (Yeah) ~#**************#~ This shit I wrote is on some next shit (On some next shit), next shit (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Im at your throat, Im feelin reckless (Im feelin reckless), reckless, yeah (Yeah) ~#**************#~ [Post-Chorus: Eminem & PHresher] ~#**************#~ And Ill take a hundred of you, (Hundred of you), hundred of you (Baow-baow-baow-baow) ~#**************#~ All at once like I had nothin to lose (Nothin to lose), what can I do? ~#**************#~ My appetite for destruction is loose (Destruction is loose), destruction is loose ~#**************#~ And all it wants is to have somethin to chew (Somethin to chew) ~#**************#~ Somethin to chew, somethin to chew (Somethin to chew) ~#**************#~ [Verse 2: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Yeah, uh (Haha), and still conjoined at ~#**************#~ The hip with hop, still on point and poignant ~#**************#~ Skilled as Floyd is ~#**************#~ In this field, and still no filter, boy ~#**************#~ Ill put you in your place (Yeah) like a realtor, boy ~#**************#~ You still aint in the buildin, boy ~#**************#~ I will destroy shit, even as I build it ~#**************#~ Get the drill bit, pen is filled with poison ~#**************#~ Which is the source, easy to still pinpoint it ~#**************#~ (Like what?) Like a real thin joint, it ~#**************#~ (What?) Comes on Quilted Northern ~#**************#~ (And what?) In a built-in toilet (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Bitch, I told you Im a dog (Woof) ~#**************#~ I wouldnt heal with ointment ~#**************#~ Way Im kickin these fairies tails ~#**************#~ Should write a childrens storybook (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ~#**************#~ Million voices in my head ~#**************#~ But still get a little bit of thrill and some real enjoyment (Off what?) ~#**************#~ Off the feel of going in (Like?) ~#**************#~ Like your bitch when she gives me brain ~#**************#~ Like she thinks Im dumb (Ugh) ~#**************#~ Grabs the crown of my dick and blows me to kingdom come (Yeah) ~#**************#~ ‘Til I feel anointed ~#**************#~ She makes iller noises ~#**************#~ When shes with me, must be from the Windy City (Huh) ~#**************#~ Pretty apparent (Pretty apparent) shes a MILF when blowin me (Blowin me) ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I conned her into, rippin the condom in two (Woo) ~#**************#~ Dick is a bargainin tool, now Im gettin blew like Klonopins, Rude Jude ~#**************#~ I go there, you wouldnt ~#**************#~ Well, I still have a few views in common with you ~#**************#~ Just not YouTube, cause ~#**************#~ [Chorus: PHresher & Eminem] ~#**************#~ Im at your throat like Chloraseptic (Chloraseptic), ‘septic (Yeah) ~#**************#~ And you got strep, Im too complex with, (Too complex with) ‘plex with (Yeah) ~#**************#~ This shit I wrote is on some next shit (On some next shit), next shit (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Im at your throat, Im feelin reckless, reckless (Yeah, bitch), yeah ~#**************#~ [Verse 3: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Youre a has-been ~#**************#~ That has been the case since back when ~#**************#~ You last went and threw your hat in the race ~#**************#~ Youve been trash (Bitch), stick your raps in the trash bin ~#**************#~ Or end up in my next rhyme ~#**************#~ Youre a fuckboy, so next time ~#**************#~ Its gonna be heads flyin like Dez Bryant ~#**************#~ With a TEC-9 against Rex Ryan (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Now watch me set it like correct time ~#**************#~ All you get is sloppy seconds like a Timex, I ~#**************#~ Clock rejects into the next life ~#**************#~ Talking reckless, but its just my ~#**************#~ Strongest suit, but you can get my Colombian necktie ~#**************#~ Prostitute, just climb in the Humvee and lets ride ~#**************#~ Why you hitching at night? ~#**************#~ I put an end to your life, sex crime ~#**************#~ Kidding aside, insidious vibe ~#**************#~ Girl, you know you got the prettiest eyes ~#**************#~ But all youre getting is bribed ~#**************#~ Any old lie to try to get you inside ~#**************#~ Then we gon end up spending the night ~#**************#~ And Im skinning your hide like an Indian tribe ~#**************#~ What kind of nut drives a Budweiser truck ~#**************#~ Finds a slut, tries to surprise her, cuffs, ties her up ~#**************#~ Binds up, cuts, slices her twice? ~#**************#~ But the muff diver must just like it rough ~#**************#~ Fuck right in her vagina, blood ~#**************#~ Flies up on the visor, like a geyser, uh ~#**************#~ (Music, please) Enthusiast of the roofie ~#**************#~ Goal is to get a floozy inside the Jacuzzi ~#**************#~ And have a loosey-goosey as Cool C is with an Uzi ~#**************#~ But I am to rap what blue jeans mean to Bruce Springsteen ~#**************#~ Glued we be, Im truTV, youre too PG ~#**************#~ Im Schoolly D, youre Spoonie Gee ~#**************#~ No diss there, just notice there ~#**************#~ Are no similarities that we share ~#**************#~ Besides the fact we breathe air ~#**************#~ Happily married to rap and Im glad that we buried ~#**************#~ The hatchet and patched it up ~#**************#~ Now Im back to ratchet up my attack ~#**************#~ And Im at your mothafuckin throat like— ~#**************#~ [Chorus: PHresher] ~#**************#~ —throat like Chloraseptic (Chloraseptic), ‘septic (Yeah) ~#**************#~ And you got strep, Im too complex with, (Too complex with), ‘plex with (Yeah) ~#**************#~ This shit I wrote is on some next shit (On some next shit), next shit (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Im at your throat, Im feelin reckless (Feelin reckless), reckless (Yeah), yeah ~#**************#~ [Post-Chorus: Eminem & PHresher] ~#**************#~ And Ill take a hundred of you, (Hundred of you), hundred of you (Baow-baow-baow-baow) ~#**************#~ All at once like I had nothin to lose (Nothin to lose), what can I do? ~#**************#~ My appetite for destruction is loose (Destruction is loose), destruction is loose ~#**************#~ And all it wants is to have somethin to chew (Somethin to chew) ~#**************#~ Somethin to chew, somethin to chew (Somethin to chew)