[Intro]
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I was born in 71, in 72 I started to walk
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73, 74, in 75 I learned to talk
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76 I tried sexin, that was around the age of five
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77, 78 and 79 I started to ride with my Uncle Ike
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In 80 and 81 I was about ten
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But the first time a little chick made me cum
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Was 82 or 83 my life really came alive
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In 84 I was thirteen, but (1985s the number!)
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[Verse 1]
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I met this bitch
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Who told me if I got tight with her, together we would grow rich
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Type of chick thatll make a brother feel good inside
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In my mind when I sleep woke, when I walk, when I ride
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Gettin to me in the classroom
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Used to follow me into the bathroom and I loved it
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She was wildin everyday (People bore me)
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Captivate, activate my hormones when you speak to me softly
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Offer me a piece of you cause (Me so horny)
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She let me foreplay and thats it
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She said if I would rap and make some dollars for us maybe I can get a hit
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I was writin, then I found myself fightin for the juices
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When I found out that our little agreements non-exclusive (Ah, damn)
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She let celebrity status hit, so Im thinkin of tactics
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How to leave ran down prophylactics on the mattress
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So I practice, hopin to stuff my fat dick in this rap bitch
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Knowin when I put my cactus in that catfish Imma flat shit
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Shes turnin me into a (Killa!)
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Devour fools, Im powerful like (Mechagodzilla!)
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She said if I keep rappin shell keep clappin, but aint nobody strappin
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‘Til she see paper and then well see whats happenin, and I hear her say
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[Chorus]
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You heard of Tech, hes like the best
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He built his nest in the Midwest
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The boy can flow and he be bustin like
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Boom, boom
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Its like Im stuck, I feel Im cursed
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About to load the Nina Tech cause in a sec
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Im finna be bustin like
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Boom, boom
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You heard of Tech, hes like the best
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He built his nest in the Midwest
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The boy can flow and he be bustin like
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Boom, boom
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Its like Im stuck, I feel Im cursed
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About to load the Nina Tech cause in a sec
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Im finna be bustin like
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Boom, boom
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[Verse 2]
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93 she invited me to a party in L.A
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So popular, she introduced me to 2Pac the next day
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She took me to this party in Beverly Hills
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Where me and Chris Tucker couldnt get in
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Because of our ball caps and they was all about dollar bills
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She was a G and got us all in for free (Ran into Pac again)
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She talked about him so tough I knew she was (Cockin him)
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But I never did hate, cause I knew heated sex was our fate
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As I got clever and a lot better
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She started lettin me and my boys hit together
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Me and Pac hit the slot, now its out in the open
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Didnt take long to make her get it on
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Came so strong, and “Thugs Get Lonely Too” was our slogan
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She wanted me and Chino XL, but he backed off and said: “Thats hell”
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He dont dip into every female waitin to exhale with a wet tail
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Wish I could be with baby daily
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But I recall The Veteran Click sayin: “Tech, dont turn a tramp into yo lady”
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I dont know why I want this bitch, she always diss
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And wont let me showcase my shit, this bitch is driving Nina crazy
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[Chorus]
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You heard of Tech, hes like the best
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He built his nest in the Midwest
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The boy can flow and he be bustin like
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Boom, boom
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Its like Im stuck, I feel Im cursed
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About to load the Nina Tech cause in a sec
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Im finna be bustin like
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Boom, boom
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You heard of Tech, hes like the best
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He built his nest in the Midwest
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The boy can flow and he be bustin like
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Boom, boom
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Its like Im stuck, I feel Im cursed
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About to load the Nina Tech cause in a sec
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Im finna be bustin like
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Boom, boom
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[Verse 3]
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Fuck this, Im ready for one on one ruckus
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Still she like: “Dont touch this” when Im alone with her
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Its on when the bone hit her, get her
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Hoeing off in L.A. with my folks
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Me and Yuk, Phats, Gonz, L.Q., Max Key
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Hella knocking your back out, bitch, long strokes
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You a nympho, who the pimps though? (Me and Roger Troutman)
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Had you at Juan Momma house (Shoutin)
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Through the talk box you exhaust cocks
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And you ought not ever get caught hot
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Why she always gotta have the vault lock
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Kinda mad when I really thought back
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Me and RZA hit that ass on the video set Why did we hit it (Raw)
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Bitch told us how she fucked Eminem, Kool G
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KRS, Monch, Xzibit and (All) type a niggas
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When Felony fucked he said: What-what-what-what?
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I was next in line right after he busted his nut-nut-nut-nut
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I heard my homey Rodney say she want me and Lynch to hit
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Sac and MO dick and she said she wanted it so bad cause we so sick (Bitch)
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I saw you at 92.3 The Beat with Jay-Z and Damon
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I know at times Im hella complex, but now Imma put it in lamens
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(I wanna fuck you!) Not with Jimmy Jam, not with Terry Lewis
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Not with Quincy Jones, not with QD3, just me and you
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And Imma show you all the things that I can do
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Go platinum plus get trapped in your lust
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So Im hoping me and you can (Bang, bang!)
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I know youre a groupie ho, but I still want your coochie though
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Before I go I want you to tell these people yo name: (“Rap Game”)