Well, he feels like an elephant
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Shaking his big grey trunk for the hell of it
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He knows that youre dreamin about being loved by him
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Too bad your chances are slim
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And its not like Mr. Shuck
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To get shy when they ask him who is on top
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There must be something deep down in the dark down there
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Hes not too easily scared
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Hes got friends but they got the fear
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Wouldnt care too much if he just disappeared
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Oh look, hey, there he is now coming down the stairs
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(Here he comes)
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[Instrumental Break]
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[Verse 2]
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He pulled the mirrors off his Cadillac (Yeah)
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‘Cause he doesnt like it looking like he looks back
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He talks like his opinion is a simple fact
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Somebody grabbed his collar
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He cried the whole way home
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No one remembered a thing when they saw him again
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Thats how it is til the end (Yeah)
