[Produced by Elew]
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[Intro/Piano Solo]
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*lighter flick*
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Yeah
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Yeah
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[Verse]
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Im in the crib butt-naked, bitch
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She say my dick could be the next Black president
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Americans hate that Im American
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Medicine, I treat it like peppermints
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Ugh, Im in the ocean getting shark pussy
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Shoot you in your fucking mouth and make you talk to me
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Yeah, sometimes, I need someone to talk to
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‘Cause I am not a human being—part two!
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Getting paid show money for walkthroughs
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Letting all these hoes ride my dick: carpool
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My bars passed the bar exam, no law school
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Cash Money Army, veteran with my war wounds
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Ugh, what your man doing?
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I pop his motherfucking top like a canned good
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And all my niggas that I roll with are hella armed
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And last night, I took a transformer
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And had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron
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But my girl was sleeping with Decepticons
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Money talks, man, and mine talk lecture-long
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P-U-S-S-Y: my second home
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I be grinding on them hoes like a half-pipe
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She say, “Tunechi, you the shit; you need your ass wiped”
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I say, “Before you gas me up, check the gas price”
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Then I make her take this dick like advice, hahaha
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She seesaw it, she suck it and enjoy it
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I stick it in her ass like some fucking steroids
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Jose Canseco, make no mistake
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Like a white boy wearing black paint, youre a fake-ass nigga
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Brake pads, nigga, wait
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You aint in my weight class, nigga
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Looking for the motherfucking man in the mirror
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Running this shit like a faucet: Farrah
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Barra-cuda, who the fuck you are?
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I can make your bitch root for me like I grew her
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Bodies in the sewer, tampons in manure
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Ninety billion bitches on my stick like a skewer, thats swag
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Im a true Blood, bitch, no fangs
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Been went pro, now Im going pro-pane
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Tell a bitch, “Get off me!” Bitch, get off me!
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I got her over here blowing me like coffee
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Decaffeinated, hand me that paper like I graduated
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And I get head while its decapitated, haha
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Think its a game? Nigga, come play
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Im with my killer Bs, fuck bug spray
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Yeah, Young Money so gangsta
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I personally know strangers, its so strange
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But this girl named Dana like to go anal
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Shoot him in his head—whats that? A no-brainer
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Plain ol nigga, but a break from the norm
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I wear my heart on my sleeve, so dont be breaking my arm
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Id rather wring your fucking neck before I ring the alarm
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I dream to meet a serial killer thatll bring me along with him
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I gotta hit em like redbones with long hair
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Fuck with me, your ass is grass—get a lawn chair
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I was fucking before my dick started growing hair
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Bitches sweating me like John Mayer or warm air
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Man… Nuts and bananas
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You know how the tables turn, where are your table manners?
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If you fake, put a egg in your shoe and scramble
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No rubber, I just fucked this piano, nigga!
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[Outro: Lil Wayne / Piano Outro]
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Lew!
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Do you!
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Whoa!
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Turn it up!
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Mm!
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Yeah!
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Hello World!
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As I always say…
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I…
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Am not…
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A human being
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