[Intro] ~#**************#~ “Life,” by Marshall Mathers ~#**************#~ What is life? ~#**************#~ Life is like a big obstacle in front of your optical to slow you down ~#**************#~ And every time you think youve gotten past it ~#**************#~ Its gonna come back around to tackle you to the damn ground (If I had a million) ~#**************#~ What are friends? ~#**************#~ Friends are people that you think are your friends ~#**************#~ But they really your enemies with secret identities ~#**************#~ In disguises to hide they true colors ~#**************#~ So just when you think you close enough to be brothers ~#**************#~ They wanna come back and cut your throat when you aint lookin ~#**************#~ What is money? ~#**************#~ Money is what makes a man act funny, money is the root of all evil ~#**************#~ Moneyll make them same friends come back around ~#**************#~ Swearin that they was always down ~#**************#~ What is life? Im tired of life ~#**************#~ [Verse 1] ~#**************#~ Im tired of backstabbin-ass snakes with friendly grins ~#**************#~ Im tired of committin so many sins ~#**************#~ Tired of always givin in when this bottle of Henny wins ~#**************#~ Tired of never havin any ends ~#**************#~ Tired of havin skinny friends hooked on crack and Mini Thins ~#**************#~ Im tired of this DJ playin your shit when he spins ~#**************#~ Tired of not havin a deal ~#**************#~ Tired of havin to deal with the bullshit without grabbin the steel ~#**************#~ Tired of drownin in my sorrow ~#**************#~ Tired of havin to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo ~#**************#~ Im tired of motherfuckers sprayin shit and dartin off ~#**************#~ Im tired of jobs startin off at $5.50 an hour ~#**************#~ Then this boss wonders why Im smartin off ~#**************#~ Tired of bein fired every time I fart and cough ~#**************#~ Tired of havin to work as a gas station clerk ~#**************#~ For this jerk, breathin down my neck, drivin me berserk ~#**************#~ Im tired of usin plastic silverware ~#**************#~ Tired of workin at Builders Square, tired of not bein a millionaire ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ But if I had a million dollars ~#**************#~ Id buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics (If I had a million dollars) ~#**************#~ If I had a magic wand ~#**************#~ Id make the world suck my dick without a condom on while Im on the john (I could set my troubles free) ~#**************#~ If I had a million bucks ~#**************#~ It wouldnt be enough cause Id still be out robbin armored trucks (If I had a million dollars) ~#**************#~ If I had one wish ~#**************#~ I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss ~#**************#~ [Verse 2] ~#**************#~ Im tired of bein white trash, broke, and always poor ~#**************#~ Tired of takin pop bottles back to the party store ~#**************#~ Tired of not havin a phone ~#**************#~ Tired of not havin a home to have one in if I did have one on ~#**************#~ Tired of not drivin a BM ~#**************#~ Tired of not workin at GM, tired of wantin to be him ~#**************#~ Tired of not sleepin without a Tylenol PM ~#**************#~ Tired of not performin in a packed coliseum ~#**************#~ Tired of not bein on tour ~#**************#~ Tired of fuckin the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour ~#**************#~ Im tired of fakin knots with a stack of ones ~#**************#~ Havin a lack of funds and resortin back to guns ~#**************#~ Tired of bein stared at ~#**************#~ Tired of wearin the same damn Nike Air hat ~#**************#~ Tired of steppin in clubs, wearin the same pair of Lugz ~#**************#~ Tired of people sayin theyre tired of hearin me rap about drugs ~#**************#~ Tired of other rappers who aint bringin half the skill as me ~#**************#~ Sayin they wasnt feelin me on “Nobodys As Ill As Me” ~#**************#~ And Im tired of radio stations tellin fibs ~#**************#~ Tired of JLB sayin, “Where hip-hop lives” (Where hip-hop lives) ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ But if I had a million dollars ~#**************#~ Id buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics (If I had a million dollars) ~#**************#~ If I had a magic wand ~#**************#~ Id make the world suck my dick without a condom on while Im on the john (I would set my troubles free) ~#**************#~ If I had a million bucks ~#**************#~ It wouldnt be enough cause Id still be out robbin armored trucks (If I had a million dollars) ~#**************#~ If I had one wish ~#**************#~ I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss ~#**************#~ [Outro] ~#**************#~ You know what Im sayin? ~#**************#~ Im tired of all of this bullshit (If I had a million dollars) ~#**************#~ Tellin me to be positive, how am I ‘posed to be positive ~#**************#~ When I dont see shit positive? You know what Im sayin? ~#**************#~ I rap about shit around me, shit I see (If I had a million dollars) ~#**************#~ You know what Im sayin? Right now, Im tired of everything ~#**************#~ Tired of all this player-hatin thats goin on in my own city (You could share my wealth with me) ~#**************#~ Cant get no airplay, you know what Im sayin? ~#**************#~ But hey, its cool though (If I had a million dollars) ~#**************#~ You know what Im sayin? Im just fed up ~#**************#~ Thats my word (I could set my troubles free) ~#**************#~ (If I had a million dollars)