[Intro]
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When I was just a little baby boy
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My mama used to tell me these crazy things
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She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man
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She used to tell me he hated me
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But, then, I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one
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But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it
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‘Cause thats just the way she was
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[Verse 1]
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They said I cant rap about bein broke no more
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They aint say I cant rap about coke no more (Ah)
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Slut, you think I wont choke no whore?
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‘Til the vocal cords wont work in her throat no more? (Ah)
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These motherfuckers are thinkin Im playin
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Thinkin Im sayin this shit cause Im thinkin it just to be sayin it (Ah)
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Put your hands down, bitch, I aint gon shoot you
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Ima pull you to this bullet and put it through you (Ah)
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Shut up, slut! Youre causin too much chaos
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Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay, Ma?
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“Oh, now hes rapin his own mother
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Abusin a whore, snortin coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?”
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You goddamn right, bitch, and now its too late
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Im triple platinum, and tragedies happened in two states
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I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile vicious
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Vain Vicodin, vrin, vrin, vrin
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Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all danglin from his neck while his head barely hangs on
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Blood, guts, guns, cuts
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Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts
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[Pre-Chorus]
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Bitch, Ima kill you
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You dont wanna fuck with me
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Girls neither
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You aint nothin but a slut to me
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Bitch, Ima kill you
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You aint got the balls to beef
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We aint gon never stop beefin, I dont squash the beef
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You better kill me
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Ima be another rapper dead for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldnt have said
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But when they kill me
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Im bringin the world with me
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Bitches too
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You aint nothin but a girl to me (I said)
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[Chorus]
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You dont wanna fuck with Shady (‘Cause why?)
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‘Cause Shady will fuckin kill you (Ah, haha)
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I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady (Why?)
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‘Cause Shady will fuckin kill you
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[Verse 2]
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(Bitch, Ima kill you) like a murder weapon
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Ima conceal you in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows, and film you
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Fuck with me, I been through Hell, shut the hell up
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Im tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell em
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I aint acid rap, but I rap on acid
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Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
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Whoops, is that a subliminal hint? No
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Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
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Eminem offend? No, Eminemll insult
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And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
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To do it again, then if he does it again
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Youll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the tenth (Ah)
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Bitch, Ima kill you
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I aint done, this aint the chorus
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I aint even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
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A bloodstain is orange after you wash it
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Three or four times in a tub, but thats normal, aint it, Norman?
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Serial killer hidin murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo
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Here we go again, were out of our medicine
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Out of our minds and we want in yours, let us in
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[Pre-Chorus]
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Or Ima kill you
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You dont wanna fuck with me
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Girls neither
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You aint nothin but a slut to me
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Bitch, Ima kill you
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You aint got the balls to beef
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We aint gon never stop beefin, I dont squash the beef
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You better kill me
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Ima be another rapper dead for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldnt have said
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But when they kill me
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Im bringin the world with me
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Bitches too
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You aint nothin but a girl to me (I said)
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[Chorus]
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You dont wanna fuck with Shady (‘Cause why?)
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‘Cause Shady will fuckin kill you (Ah, haha)
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I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady (Why?)
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‘Cause Shady will fuckin kill you (Haha)
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[Verse 3]
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Know why I say these things?
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‘Cause ladies screams keep creepin in Shadys dreams
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And the way things seem, I shouldnt have to pay these shrinks
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These eighty Gs a week to say the same things tweece
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Twice, whatever, I hate these things
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Fuck shots, I hope the weedll outweigh these drinks
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Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
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Just to argue with em cause their ratings stink
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Fuck that
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Ill choke radio announcer to bouncer
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From fat bitch to all seventy thousand pounds of her
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From principal to the student body and counselor
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From in-school to before-school or outta school
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I dont even believe in breathin
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Im leavin air in your lungs just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it
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Okay, Im ready to go play, I got the machete from O. J.
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Im ready to make everyones throats ache
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You faggots keep eggin me on til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
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Shut up, give me your hands and feet
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I said shut up when Im talkin to you
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You hear me? Answer me
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[Pre-Chorus]
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Or Ima kill you
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You dont wanna fuck with me
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Girls neither
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You aint nothin but a slut to me
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Bitch, Ima kill you
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You dont got the balls to beef
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We aint gon never stop beefin, I dont squash the beef
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You better kill me
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Ima be another rapper dead for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldnt have said
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But when they kill me
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Im bringin the world with me
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Bitches too
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You aint nothin but a girl to me
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Bitch, Ima kill you
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[Chorus]
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You dont wanna fuck with Shady (‘Cause why?)
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‘Cause Shady will fuckin kill you (Haha)
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I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady (Why not?)
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‘Cause Shady will fuckin kill you
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[Outro]
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Hahaha
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Im just playin, ladies
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You know I love you
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[Produced by Dr. Dre & Mel-Man]
