Theres a fella named Luigi
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He comes from Italy
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I wanna be like Luigi cause hes always got money
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With a book in his pocket, a pencil in his hand
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Luigis got-a the bees-a-knees that I no understand
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He stand-a on the corner, I think-a he waste his time
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People come up to him and say “Number five-a for-a dime”
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Hey Luigi, Whadda you do?
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Hey Luigi teach-a me too
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When you come here, you no can count
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Now you make-a the money by the big amount
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With Luigi things are cookin he dress-a like a dude
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Hes-a no what you call good lookin but he sure is a lookin dude
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“Hello Hello Luigi” The pretty girls all say hes no Giovan Amici, but still hes a do okay
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On every one of the fingers, he flash-a the big-a jewel
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Now he can buy the caviar, hes through with pasta fazool
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Hey Luigi whadda you do?
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Hey Luigi teach-a me too
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When you come here, you big-a bum, now you make-a the money by the big-a sum
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Now a funny thing-a happen, it happened yesterday
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The police-a-man he come and take Luigi far away
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Goodbye, goodbye Luigi, I no like to see you go
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I know just how you feeling, but I make-a the dough
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Dont you worry Luigi, I call-a you on the phone, Ill take over the numbers while you crack-a the big stone
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Hey Luigi! Im-a no fool
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Hey Luigi! Ah you wretched troll
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I take-a the numbers, but notlike you think
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Im-a the policeman who put you in the clink
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My dear paisanos, Im telling you, dont be like Luigi or the police-a-man will get you too
