[Intro: Steve King & Hailie Jade]
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*Television static*
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*Eminem begins to snort cocaine*
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Hello, boys and girls! Today were gonna talk about father and daughter relationships. Do you have a daddy? Ill bet you do!
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*Hailie opens the door*
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*Eminem snorts cocaine*
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Whos your daddy?
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Daddy, what are you doing?
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[Intro: Eminem & Hailie Jade]
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Haha
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Okay then! Everybody, listen up
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Im goin to hell
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Whos comin with me?
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Somebody, please help him
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I think my dads gone crazy
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[Verse 1: Eminem, Hailie Jade & Dr. Dre]
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Theres no mountain I cant climb
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Theres no tower too high, no plane that I cant learn how to fly
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What do I gotta do to get through to you
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To show you there aint nothin I cant take this chainsaw to?
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(Rahnn) Fuckin brains, brawn and brass balls
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I cut em off and got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
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Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed sunglasses
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With Elton Johns name on my drag wall
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Im out the closet, Ive been lyin my ass off
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All this time, me and Dre been fuckin with hats off
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(Suck it, Marshall) So tell Laura and her husband to back off
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‘Fore I push this motherfuckin button and blast off
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And launch one of these Russians, and thats all
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Blow every fuckin thing except Afghanistan on the map off
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When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
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Hailie, tell em, baby! (My dads lost it)
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[Chorus: Eminem & Hailie Jade]
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Theres really nothin else to say, I, I cant explain it
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I think my dads gone crazy
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A little help from Hailie Jade, wont you tell em, baby
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I think my dads gone crazy
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Theres nothin you could do or say that could ever change me
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I think my dads gone crazy
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Theres no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie
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I think my dads gone crazy (Crazy)
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[Verse 2: Eminem & Hailie Jade]
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Its like my mother always told me: “Rana rana rana ra-
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-Na, rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and
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Goddamn it, you little motherfucker
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If you aint got nothin nice to say, then dont say nothin'”
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Uh, fuck that shit, bitch
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Eat a motherfuckin dick, chew on a prick
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And lick a million motherfuckin cocks per second
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Id rather put out a motherfuckin gospel record
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Id rather be a pussy-whipped bitch
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Eat pussy and have pussy lips glued to my face
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With a clit ring in my nose, than quit bringin my flows
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Quit givin me my ammo; cant you see why Im so mean?
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If yall leave me alone this wouldnt be my MO
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I wouldnt have to go eeny-meeny-miny-moe
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Catch a homo by his toe, man, I dont know no more
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Am I the only fuckin one whos normal anymore? (Dad)
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[Chorus: Eminem & Hailie Jade]
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Theres really nothin else to say, I, I cant explain it
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I think my dads gone crazy
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A little help from Hailie Jade, wont you tell em, baby
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I think my dads gone crazy
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Theres nothin you could do or say that could ever change me
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I think my dads gone crazy
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Theres no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie
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I think my dads gone crazy (Crazy)
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[Verse 3: Eminem]
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My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
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At the same time, can make you dry your eyes
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With the same rhyme, see, what youre seein
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Is a genius at work, which to me isnt work
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So its easy to misinterpret it at first, ‘cause when I speak
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Its tongue-in-cheek, Id yank my fuckin teeth
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Before Id ever bite my tongue, Id slice my gums
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Get struck by fuckin lightning twice at once
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And die and come back as Vanilla Ices son
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And walk around the rest of my life spit on
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And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung
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Like R. Kelly as soon as “Bump and Grind” comes on
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With more pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl
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Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade
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Standin on Ronnies grave, screamin at the sky
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‘Til clouds gather; its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
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And thats pretty much the gist of it
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Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
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Nine millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers
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I dont blame you, I wouldnt let Hailie listen to me neither
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[Chorus: Eminem & Hailie Jade]
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Theres really nothin else to say, I, I cant explain it
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I think my dads gone crazy
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A little help from Hailie Jade, wont you tell em, baby
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I think my dads gone crazy
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Theres nothin you could do or say that could ever change me
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I think my dads gone crazy
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Theres no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie
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I think my dads gone crazy (Crazy)
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[Outro: Eminem & Hailie Jade]
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Crazy
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Hahahaha hahahaha
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Youre funny, daddy
