[Intro]
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“Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings”
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“But Im only going to get this one chance” (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
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“Somethings wrong, I can feel it” (Six minutes, Slim Shady, youre on!)
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“Just a feeling Ive got, like somethings about to happen, but I dont know what.
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If that means what I think it means, were in trouble, big trouble;
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And if he is as bananas as you say, Im not taking any chances”
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“You are just what the doc ordered”
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[Chorus]
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Im beginnin to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
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All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
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Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
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They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
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[Verse 1]
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But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
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I got a laptop in my back pocket
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My penll go off when I half-cock it
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Got a fat knot from that rap profit
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Made a livin and a killin off it
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Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
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With Monica Lewinsky feelin on his nutsack
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Im an MC still as honest
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But as rude and as indecent as all hell
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Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill em all with)
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This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
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You dont really wanna get into a pissin match
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With this rappity brat, packin a MAC in the back of the Ac
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Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
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And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while Im practicin that
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Ill still be able to break a motherfuckin table
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Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
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Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
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How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
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Feel my wrath of attack
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Rappers are havin a rough time period, heres a maxi pad
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Its actually disastrously bad for the wack
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While Im masterfully constructing this masterpièce
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[Chorus]
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‘Cause Im beginnin to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
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All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
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Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
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Let me show you maintainin this shit aint that hard, that hard
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Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
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[Verse 2]
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Well, to be truthful the blueprints
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Simply rage and youthful exuberance
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Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
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Hit the Earth like an asteroid
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Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
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MCs get taken to school with this music
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‘Cause I use it as a vehicle to “bus the rhyme”
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Now I lead a new school full of students
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Me? Im a product of Rakim
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Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
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Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
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Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
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To meet Run–D.M.C., and induct them
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Into the motherfuckin Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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Even though Ill walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
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Only Hall of Fame Ill be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
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On the wall of shame
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You fags think its all a game, til I walk a flock of flames
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Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin?
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Little gay-lookin boy
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So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin boy (Ha-ha!)
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Youre witnessin a mass-occur
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Like youre watching a church gathering take place, lookin boy
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“Oy vey, that boys gay!”—thats all they say, lookin boy
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You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
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And a “way to go” from your label every day, lookin boy
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Hey, lookin boy! What you say, lookin boy?
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I get a “hell yeah” from Dre, lookin boy
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Ima work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
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Get outta my face, lookin boy!
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Basically, boy, youre never gonna be capable
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Of keepin up with the same pace, lookin boy, cause—
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[Chorus]
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Im beginnin to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
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All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
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The way Im racin around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
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Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
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Kneel before General Zod
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This planets Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
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[Verse 3]
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So youll be Thor and Ill be Odin
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You rodent, Im omnipotent
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Let off, then Im reloadin
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Immediately with these bombs Im totin
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And I should not be woken
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Im the walkin dead, but Im just a talkin head, a zombie floatin
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But I got your mom deep-throatin
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Im out my Ramen Noodle
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We have nothin in common, poodle
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Im a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
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Its me, my honestys brutal
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But its honestly futile if I dont utilize what I do though
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For good at least once in a while
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So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
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To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
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But I gotta keep a few punchlines
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Just in case cause even you unsigned
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Rappers are hungry lookin at me like its lunchtime
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I know there was a time where once I
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Was king of the underground
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But I still rap like Im on my Pharoahe Monch grind
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So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
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Appeal with the skin color of mine
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You get too big and here they come tryin
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To censor you like that one line
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I said on “Im Back” from The Mathers LP 1 when I
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Tried to say Ill take seven kids from Columbine
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Put em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
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See if I get away with it now that I aint as big as I was, but Im
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Morphin into an immortal, comin through the portal
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Youre stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
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And I dont know what the fuck that you rhyme for
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Youre pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin cornrows
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You write normal? Fuck being normal!
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And I just bought a new raygun from the future
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Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
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‘Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweathers pad
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Singin to a man while he played piano
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Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
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So Ray J went straight to the radio station
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The very next day, “Hey Fab, Ima kill you!”
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Lyrics comin at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
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Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin Im a human
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What I gotta do to get it through to you? Im superhuman
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Innovative and Im made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin off of me and itll glue to you and
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Im devastating, more than ever demonstrating
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How to give a motherfuckin audience a feeling like its levitating
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Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
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For the day that they can say I fell off, theyll be celebrating
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‘Cause I know the way to get em motivated
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I make elevating music, you make elevator music
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“Oh, hes too mainstream.”
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Well, thats what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
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“Its not hip-hop, its pop,”—cause I found a hella way to fuse it
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With rock, shock rap with Doc
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Throw on “Lose Yourself” and make em lose it
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“I dont know how to make songs like that
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I dont know what words to use.”
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Let me know when it occurs to you
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While Im rippin any one of these verses that versus you
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Its curtains, Im inadvertently hurtin you
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How many verses I gotta murder to
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Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
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Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
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But look at the accolades these skills brung me
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Full of myself, but still hungry
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I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
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And Im a million leagues above you
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Ill when I speak in tongues, but its still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
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Im drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
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Ima sleep in the front seat
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Bumpin Heavy D and the Boyz, still “Chunky but Funky”
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But in my head theres something I can feel tugging and struggling
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Angels fight with devils and heres what they want from me
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Theyre askin me to eliminate some of the women hate
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But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
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I have, then you may be a little patient
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And more sympathetic to the situation
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And understand the discrimination
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But fuck it, lifes handin you lemons? Make lemonade then!
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But if I cant batter the women
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How the fuck am I supposed to bake em a cake then?
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Dont mistake him for Satan
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Its a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
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To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
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Dont be a retard—be a king? Think not
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Why be a king when you can be a god?
