[Verse 1: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Yo! I bust in, devilish grin, disgustin ~#**************#~ Asshole, freckled cheeks and a butt-chin ~#**************#~ Callin all party animals, get ~#**************#~ On the floor when I pop up on some Whac-A-Mole shit ~#**************#~ In search of a chick whos stacked and so thick ~#**************#~ And implants are so big ~#**************#~ She can hang me up on that rack, big ol tits ~#**************#~ Like Anna Nicole Smith ~#**************#~ Bodys bananas and sass to go with ~#**************#~ I spot you at first glance and go “shit!” ~#**************#~ You wearin those pants that dont fit ~#**************#~ That butt wont ever give up ~#**************#~ Thats why you stick it out no matter what, huh? ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you got an ass that wont quit ~#**************#~ So, get on the horn, my saxophone ~#**************#~ Grab hold of my instrument, get a grasp, and blow “whee” ~#**************#~ You just laugh and go heehee ~#**************#~ ‘Cause youre just as nasty so thats appropriate ~#**************#~ Thats why— ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem / Joan Jett & the Blackhearts] ~#**************#~ I love you, cause you remind me of me ~#**************#~ Thats why I love you, cause youre like me (Yeah, me) ~#**************#~ I said I love you, cause you remind me of me ~#**************#~ Thats why I love you, cause youre like me, nasty (Yeah, me) ~#**************#~ [Interlude: Eminem] ~#**************#~ You know, Im wearin a new shirt tonight too ~#**************#~ With me on it ~#**************#~ [Verse 2: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Im lookin at your tight rear like a sightseer ~#**************#~ Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea ~#**************#~ The plans to bring you to my house ~#**************#~ Youre drinkin Jack and Beam ~#**************#~ Im thinkin soon this trampll lean so we should bounce ~#**************#~ But youre outta your tube-top ~#**************#~ If youre thinkin that mi casa es su casa ~#**************#~ Yeah, youre a cute fox ~#**************#~ Perfect ten so back that up like a moonwalk ~#**************#~ Girl, youre smokin like Snoop Dogg ~#**************#~ But you must be tokin if you think youre takin over my quarters ~#**************#~ There goes the dime into the jukebox ~#**************#~ Two shots of blue Hpnotiq and soon Ill ~#**************#~ Turn this pool hall to a barroom brawl ~#**************#~ So, Rick, scratch on the break like the cue ball ~#**************#~ Turn the volume all the way up on your boombox ~#**************#~ And excuse the locker room talk, Im just too raw ~#**************#~ But apparently, so are you, ma ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you just kicked me in the balls and told me to screw off ~#**************#~ And thats why— ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem / Joan Jett & the Blackhearts] ~#**************#~ I love you, cause you remind me of me ~#**************#~ Thats why I love you, cause youre like me (Yeah, me) ~#**************#~ I said I love you, cause you remind me of me ~#**************#~ Thats why I love you, cause youre like me, nasty (Yeah, me) ~#**************#~ [Bridge: Eminem & Joan Jett & The Blackhearts] ~#**************#~ Said “Can I take you home, where we can be alone?” ~#**************#~ Shorty, you the shit, girl, I ordered you to sit ~#**************#~ I know youre probably feelin me more than you admit ~#**************#~ Pull up a chair, sweetie, let me order you a drink ~#**************#~ I only go to meetings court-ordered from a shrink ~#**************#~ So from the bottom to the top, floor to ceilin ~#**************#~ You aint run of the mill, youre one in a million ~#**************#~ ‘Cause real tits are still fun ~#**************#~ But everybody knows fake tits are still better than real ones ~#**************#~ [Verse 3: Eminem] ~#**************#~ So come and spend the night with the guy most are terrified of ~#**************#~ But tonight, curiosity overrides ya ~#**************#~ Beside ya fired up like a starter pistol ~#**************#~ Crystal, lets slide hon, tonight Im your pilot ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you should be up in the sky, girl ~#**************#~ Youre so fucking fly, you belong in the mile high club ~#**************#~ So come on, baby, the nights young ~#**************#~ Dont string me along, Im high-strung ~#**************#~ We might wind up on mound like were tryin for the Cy Young ~#**************#~ Fuckin ‘fore we get to the house ~#**************#~ Screwin our brains out like changing a lightbulb ~#**************#~ Thats why I like ya, cause Im crazy just like ya ~#**************#~ Now every time I get brain, you screw mine up ~#**************#~ I barely can think straight, your head game is a mindfuck ~#**************#~ So ready, set, aim and fire ~#**************#~ Yes, babe, I’m fallin in like, thats kinda, why I love ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem / Joan Jett & the Blackhearts] ~#**************#~ I love you, cause you remind me of me ~#**************#~ Thats why I love you, cause youre like me (Yeah me) ~#**************#~ I said I love you, cause you remind me of me ~#**************#~ Thats why I love you, cause youre like me, nasty (Yeah, me)