[Part I]
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[Intro: Sly Pyper]
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This rap shit divided by panty lines, mm, which side are you on? (Pussy)
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Social media got you fuckin in pantomime, damn, why that line so long? (Rookie)
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Im just caught up in the rapture, tryna be a rap star, I hope I make it out alive (Alive)
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Im a master at masquerading and actin like I aint faded, only I can see through my disguise
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[Verse 1: Eminem]
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Yeah, I walk around more confused than my aunt Lindas man-friend
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A black transgender Klan member (What?)
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Whos a Caitlyn Jenner fan and a (What?)
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Member of Grindr and Tinder
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Head empty as an abandoned a— (Yeah)
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‘Partment while Im dancing a—
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‘Round all these names and labеls that I cant memo— (What the fuck?)
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‘Rize, now my antеnnaes
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Are up on this PC shit, Im finna
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Go out on my shield like Captain A— (What?)
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‘Merica, transcender
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[Chorus: Dem Jointz]
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Im the god of façade (Woo), give me a road rage reason
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To black the fuck out and roll with the heathens
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Road rage, vroom, vroom, vroom, and Im speedin
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Fuck that red light, Im tryna get even
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[Verse 2: Eminem]
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Yeah, how could I say some shit so mean? (Damn)
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Theyre tryna make my mouth closed like its clothing (What?)
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Its what it is though, but this is show biz, so things
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Aint never really truly over til Lizzo sings (Haha, like I wont say that)
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We should coddle fat people (Yeah), yeah, heres a concept (What?), lets celebrate onset (Yeah)
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Diabetes and instead of us dieting, we can just have a pie-eating contest (Delicious)
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And we should be extra nice (What?) instead of honest (Yeah)
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And instead of exercise (What?)
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Its easier to find a triple-X your size
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And try to press society to change so you dont have to change
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Pick up a weight or eat less, them fries make your blood pressure rise
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As it starts increasin
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All that starch and grease and
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Clogged arteries and
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These are the reasons
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For your heart disease and
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Cant tie your shoes (Why?), its too hard to reach em (Shit)
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But the way things been (With what?)
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With todays thinking (Yeah)
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We should baby them (Why?)
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Instead of shaming them (Oh)
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But enabling can (Yeah)
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Do more harm than good, so call me Abe Lincoln
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‘Cause Ill be honest, I can flip in a blink and
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All I need is one little road rage reason
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Yeah, blah, blah, blah, Im the
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[Chorus: Dem Jointz]
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Im the god of façade, give me a road rage reason
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To black the fuck out and roll with the heathens
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Road rage, vroom, vroom, vroom, and Im speedin
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Fuck that red light, Im tryna get even
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[Post-Chorus: Eminem]
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Yeah, all my obese people, if youre fat, proud, and you know it (Hey)
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Raise your hand if youre shovin food in your mouth at this moment (Mm)
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But if youre mad cause theyre clownin you for poundin them donuts (What?)
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Put em down and either do somethin about it or own it
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[Interlude: Slim Shady & Eminem]
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Okay, here we go
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Wait, what are you doin?
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Fucks it look like Im doin? (What? Nah)
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Dyin our hair
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No, stop, stop, ow
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Shut the fuck up
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Youre never gonna—
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I said, shut the fuck up
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Trust me, I know what Im doin
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Yeah
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[Verse 3: Eminem]
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So transgender rights, where do I stand? Oh (Uh)
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Im all for em, I really am pro (Nah, for real)
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But intercourse with you (What?), would I have? No (Nope)
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Im just bein honest (Yeah), now Im an asshole (Ho)
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Call me a transphobe (Really? Yeah) cause I just cant go (What?)
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And try and pretend you was never a man though (Sorry)
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I mean, damn, bro (Yeah), its just the way I feel (Uh)
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But if I say it, will (Hm) it get me cancelled (Yup, shit)
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My music get banned (What? What?), or can it withstand? (No, huh?)
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This shit is quicksand (Help), man, Im just sayin (What? Ha)
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I gotta participate for us to co-exist? Damn
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I gotta memorize pronouns of a cis man? (Really?)
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How come we just cant show solidarity with a wristband? (Or somethin like that, you know?)
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And this aint even a diss, trans
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People, my dick just wont expand
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Them tits wont make it stand
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But Caitlyn, big fan (Haha, no, wait)
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[Part II]
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[Verse: Eminem]
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Oh, you want me to fuckin chill and tone this shit down, huh? (Yup)
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Thats Shady speaking his mind like it was his mouth, huh?
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You wish hed grow up and not be so juvenile, huh?
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Cash Money Records, this shits about to go south, huh?
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You feelin stupid now, huh?
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Old Slim wouldve told em to put a lid on it like a toilet bowl rim (Bitch)
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Hat with the low brim
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Im in the blue corner (What?), white trunks with the gold trim
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They bet that I wont win (Yup)
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Guess you really showed them (Ha)
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Became the best and I made it (Yeah) like Adult Swim
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Yeah, but you pick on handicapped people with no limbs
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Well then, fuck you, Chris Reeves, and the horse that he rode in
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[Outro: Eminem]
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Bitch
