[Intro: Tech N9ne]
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I got a story to tell, bout when I ginormously fell
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Wont say no names though, cause it aint no game, bro
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And it aint no angle makin no woof tickets for me to sell
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Its about two buddies in the middle of bout due
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A lady on the daily puttin out to
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One of the buddies, she told him never let his mouth spew
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Dont let your boy know whats happenin
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‘Cause we were together, plus shackin in
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Thats what you call get some back in friends
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Shoulda told him I was tappin in
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[Verse 1: Tech N9ne & Joey Cool]
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I was twenty-one
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She was 40-somethin, say she wanna give me some
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So I started puttin Tecca Ninna in the lungs
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Of the photographer that my homie Brian Bzle brung
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But it was a catch, she didnt want a nigga to rack
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‘Cause her and my homie were together, hed give her the scratch
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After every photo-shoot but hed have a bitter attack
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If he knew his colleague would shoot me then deliver the snatch
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So I kept her secret like a dummy, keepin it professional
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I didnt tell my homie but I was full of regret, you know?
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Ridin out with my homie, out my mouth, aint no decibels
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‘Bout when she finished flickin me, wed bang out on the sectional
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I used to throw him hints sayin, “I really wanna smash her”
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Then he would look at me like I was done it with laughter said
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“She would never do it, I dont know what you after
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Out of your league, man you young, broke and plus you a rapper”
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Damn
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[Chorus: Darrein Safron, Joey Cool & Tech N9ne]
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Bros become foes yeah (bros become foes)
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Lord knows the lovin was fly though
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It aint worth livin these lies though
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On my dog (On my dog, On my dog)
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Yeah
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I should have told him, I should have told him, I should have told him
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That I was tappin in
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I should have told him, I should have told him, I should have told him
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‘Cause he was a best friend
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Shoulda told him I was tappin in
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Shoulda told him I was tappin in
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Shoulda told him I was tappin in
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That aint never what you do to best friends
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[Verse 2: Tech N9ne & Joey Cool]
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She would pick me up for photo sessions
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But I didnt tell my homie we were low-low sexin
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Man this lady had a body like she was SoloFlexn
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So right after work, she let me give her a pogo lesson
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No confession never told him, I was grindin
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On his workin roommate, I was slimin
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But I messed up and told my other homie Big Nick
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But when me and him fell out he told my best friend
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That I was lyin all this time and then my homie said
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Why is you playin me, Im hearing too many rumors
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Yo you got something to say to me, man?
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You know about my affection for that woman that stay with me
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You supposed to be my homie, why you fuckin and fakin?
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And then I gotta hear from someone else
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You selfish man all you think about is your fuckin self
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You and her be together, I dont need no ones help
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Im feel like Im finna lose it, I dont know what Ima do
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But I swear to…
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Hold on my nigga, you cant be callin me trippin
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Im with my family and I dont know what the hell you talkin bout thats fuckin insanity man
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Why you lyin to me bro, you know these people be talkin
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And their stories sound the same and you makin it awkward
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And I aint finna be the type to act like this dont really hurts
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What am I supposed to do bout it when Im at work?
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You and her, we supposed to be brothers that make it worse
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And he told me everything yall be doin, dont do me dirt
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Dont deny it homie, really you oversteppin your turf
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Told me yall was snappin photos and you removin her skirt
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Even said I shoulda known this fuckin chick was a flirt
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Well how you gonna believe every damn thing he say?
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Dog you for real? You shoulda told me without a delay
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We was like fam, now you got me dealin with hearsay
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And everything that he say, she say
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Oh, I gotta go
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[Chorus: Darrein Safron, Joey Cool & Tech N9ne]
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Bros become foes yeah (bros become foes)
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Lord knows the lovin was fly though
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It aint worth livin these lies though
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On my dog (On my dog, On my dog)
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Yeah
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I should have told him, I should have told him, I should have told him
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That I was tappin in
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I should have told him, I should have told him, I should have told him
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‘Cause he was a best friend
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Shoulda told him I was tappin in
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Shoulda told him I was tappin in
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Shoulda told him I was tappin in
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That aint never what you do to best friends
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[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
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So that is how me and my best friend fell out
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‘Cause I told another homie something he had to yell out
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All of our bidness ventures and dreams was the hell out
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And Im left with underhanded things that I can tell bout
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Lost my best friend, cause I was young and dumb
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He lost his life to another brother with a gun
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I never got to tell him that I was sorry, I was sprung
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My other homie just died of cancer, Im numb
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So the moral of the story is dont
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Lie to get something that you really want
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Always keep it real, though a lot of people dont
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Thats why they always in funk
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[Outro: Tech N9ne]
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Shoulda told him I was tappin in
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Shoulda told him I was tappin in
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Shoulda told him I was tappin in
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That aint never what you do to best friends