[Skit: Dr. Dre]
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Damn, shit, its always with the fuckin TV, man
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Motherfuckin cable off, shit aint workin
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Hey— Hey, bring me somethin to drink
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Yeah, that motherfuckin Crazy Horse will do, thatll work
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Damn, aint shit on this motherfucker
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Oh— Oh shit, what the fuck is this?
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[Singers]
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Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da
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Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da
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Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da
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Da, da-dun-dun, dun-daa
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[Big Tittie Nickie]
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Hey motherfuckers, welcome back to the $20 Sack Pyramid
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Im your host, motherfuckin O.G. Henny Loc and were back with our two final contestants
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Duck Motherfuckin Mouth and Bootnee Lee Farnsworth
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Theyll be playin for a $20 sack of indo and a $35 gift certificate to the Compton swap meet
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Alright, yall bitches got thirty seconds to answer five motherfuckin questions
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Lonnie, you ready with that clock? Well, let the games begin
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[The D.O.C. & Samara]
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Alright man, we gotta do that shit man (Hell yeah, man)
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We can do that shit right now (Fuck that, the whole neighborhood watchin, everybody watchin)
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We gotta do that shit right now, okay, you ready? (Hell yeah, Im ready, come on)
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Hey man, are you ready? (Im ready) Im ready, lets go
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Indo! Uh, uh, Cavi! Uh, Buddha! (Fuck, shit, shit I used to sell? Uh, um)
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Hocus Pocus! (Oh, oh, things that people smoke!)
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Right! Thats it, thats it (Uh-huh)
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Uh, uhh, oh! Oh, fuck me in the ass
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Oh, oh, uh, step to me and let me suck your dick, uh, uhh
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Oh, uh, things that Tim Dog would say!
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Yeah, thats it right there! (Oh yeah! Come on keep goin, man, hurry up!) Uh, uhh
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VCRs, uh, TVs and shit, uh, them socks and shit
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Oh, that box in your room and shit!
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Oh, oh, shit I came up on lootin!
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Thats it, thats it right there! (Yeah, thats it come on hurry up, man, hurry up!)
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Uhh, En Vogue (Uh, shit, uh, pretty bitches?), uh, uh
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Halle— Halle— Halle Berry (Uhh), uhh (Bad bitches?)
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Yo, yo, your Auntie Clarisse! (Oh, bitches I wanna fuck!)
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That shit right there (Oh, okay, okay, cmon), thats it! (Come on, come on, hurry up, its five seconds)
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Okay, okay, uh, uh, I know Doc (Um, uhh), uhh
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Dre— Dre gon do my music and shit, uhh (Um, uhh)
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Snoop and me, be goin to the swap meet (Um, oh! Oh, oh, oh! I know that, I know that one!)
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Things that niggas be sayin to get the pussy!
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Thats it right there! Hahahaha (Oh shit! Hahahaha! Ahh, we won!)
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Thats it, thats it! Mm-mm, alright
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Give me my motherfuckin weed, bitch (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
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Get my motherfuckin weed!
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Its all right there, baby! Thats tha— We— To the—
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Uhh, get my weed (Yeah, ayy)
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Get my $35 to go to the motherfuckin swap meet! (Yeah, ayy) Bitch! Ayy
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh (Im in the money, Im in the money, Im in the money, Im in the money!)
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Hey, Snoop! Hey! Hey, Bootnee! (Whats up?)
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[Singers, Snoop Dogg]
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Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da
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Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da (I just love that bud and that $35 certificate they finna give us)
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Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da (‘Cause we came up like— Oh, man)
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Da, da-dun-dun, dun-daa
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[Outro]
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Ha— Ha— Hey (Hey), haha
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You gotta clap, thats what happened on— (Yeah)
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Ghetto bitch, I told you to stay home, you know, yeah, biotch
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Damn, nigga, spin the wheel, motherfuckers be clappin and shit
