[Intro: Kanye West]
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You just popped in the Kanye West
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Get Right for the Summer workout tape
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And ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly
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You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
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Man, at least a dude with a car!
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So, first of all, we gonna work on the stomach
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Nobody wants a little tight ass
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[Verse 1: Kanye West]
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One, and two, and three, and four, and get them sit ups right, and
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Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
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Give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave
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Dont drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
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Pick up your son, dont disrespect your seed
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Its a party tonight and ooh, shes so excited
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Tell me whos invited: you, your friends and my dick
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(Ah!) Whats scary to me
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Henny make girls look like Halle Berry to me
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So excuse me, miss, I forgot your name
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Thank you, God bless you, good night I came, I came, I came
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[Chorus: Kanye West]
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Its been a week without me
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And she feel weak without me
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She wanna talk it out but
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Aint nothing to talk about
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Unless shes talking bout freaking out
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Then maybe we can work it out
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Work it out, work it out
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Work it out, work it out now
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Maybe we can work it out
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[Verse 2: Kanye West]
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Ooh, girl, your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
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My name Kanye from the Jigga set, Twista said “Get It Wet”
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Ooh, girl, your breath is harsh!
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Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
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Off them tracks, yeah, I bought them cars
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Still, kill a nigga on 16 bars
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We aint sweating to the oldies, we juking to a cold beat
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Maybe one day, girl, we can bone
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So you can brag to all your homies now
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But I still mess with a big girl, if you aint fit, girl, Ill still hit, girl
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One and, you brought two friends, okay, three more
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Now hop in the Benz
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Four door, do you know the difference between a five, six, seven, eight?
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All the Mocha Lattes, you gotta do Pilates
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You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating
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Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballers
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[Chorus: Kanye West]
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Its been a week without me
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And she feel weak without me
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She wanna talk it out but
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Aint nothing to talk about
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Unless shes talking bout freaking out
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Then maybe we can work it out
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Work it out, work it out
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Work it out, work it out now
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Maybe we can work it out
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[Interlude: Jill, Lasandra, Ella-May & Kanye West]
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Hi, my name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanyes workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player. And, like, now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive. I just want to say, thank you, Kanye! Woooo! Woooo!—Woooo!
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My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say that since listening to Kanyes workout tape, I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13s put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun. And whats most importantly is that I aint gotta fuck with Ray-Rays broke ass no mo
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Work it (Mo)
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Juke it (Mo) Pump it (Mo)
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Chi-Town (Mo) Lets go (Mo)
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My name is Ella-May from Mobile, Alabama, and I just want to say since listening to Kanyes workout tape, I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide, and I rode a plane—rode a plane—rode a plane
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Thanks to Kanyes workout plan
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Im the envy of all my friends
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See, I pulled me a baller man
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And I aint gotta work at the mall again
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[Interlude: Bosko & (Kanye West)]
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(Lemme break ya wit a piece of)
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My favorite workout plan (Oh, oh, oh)
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I wanna see you work out
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(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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I wanna see you work out
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(Its like that old Michael Jackson shit)
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[Bridge: Kanye West]
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Thats right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk
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Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve
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[Interlude: Bosko & (Kanye West)]
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Its Kanyes workout plan
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I said its Kanyes workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)
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Its Kanyes workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)
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His workout plan (This time around, I want yall to clap with me like this)
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[Refrain]
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Thats right, put in work
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Move your ass, go berserk
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Eat your salad, no dessert
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Get that man you deserve (Stop!)
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[Interlude: Bosko & Kanye West]
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Its Kanyes workout plan (Okay, breathe)
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I said, its Kanyes workout plan (I know yall aint tired)
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Its Kanyes workout plan (But I hope not cause on this one, I need yall)
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His workout plan (To give me a soul clap, okay?)
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(Double time)
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[Refrain: GLC & Kanye West]
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Thats right, put in work (Woo!)
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Move your ass, go berserk (Ow!)
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Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)
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Get that man you deserve
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Thats right, put in work (Put in work)
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Move your ass, go berserk (Go wizzerk)
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Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)
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Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)
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Thats right, put in work (Thats right put in work)
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Move your ass, go berserk (Go wizzerk)
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Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)
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Get that man you deserve (Woo!)
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[Outro: Bosko & Kanye West]
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(Okay, okay, okay, thats very good good)
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(I appreciate your time)
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I want to see you work out for me
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Woah, yeah, woah, yeah
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Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, yo
