[Intro: Tech N9ne & Roger Troutman]
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Sit back, listen to Tech N9ne
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I dont know, its just some shit I wrote, you know what Im sayin? (You know you twisted, mentally insane)
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Uh, I really dont know what Im saying
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Shit, its the first thing that came to my head (Twisted)
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Man, its crazy shit that I cant really explain
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And it goes like this
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[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
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I gets, mo trips than a little bit
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I smoked, mo dips than a little bit
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Im not that regular, when stepping, I cant wait til I can fly
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Away from my competitor, yah, Satana can die
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My psychosis hopeless, focus, notice
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My metamorphosis, folks is broke and jokeless
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Picture me in a syringe inserted in an overexerted felon
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Antidote having em runnin eternally across the hell and
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Dwamn, losin my sanity livin up in Les Miserables
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Fuck bitter broads, this shit is gonna have us stacking if there is a God
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Ima take the X away from generation, place it at the end of S.E
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For the duration upon the level
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Tell the devil to what? Skip a human
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Ima tell him, “Behold pale horses like us”
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Shame on a nigga when he feelin
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Hella down for a 99 killin
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Aint giving a fuck Im putting Nair in your leave in hair conditioner
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Now you Hari Krishna
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To my listeners: In this rhyme you will find
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Psychotic scriptures saying its somethin disrupting my mind
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[Bridge: Roger Troutman]
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Tech N9ne your mind is fine
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Theres just not anyone like you
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The whole wide world dont matter no
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They cant flow like you
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I must make you understand
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[Chorus: Roger Troutman & Tech N9ne]
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My thoughts are twisted (So mixed up)
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My thoughts are twisted (So mixed up)
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My thoughts are twisted (So mixed up)
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But I get mixed up (So mixed up)
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[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
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(Check it out)
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A, Im lifted, B, Im twisted
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C, Im sick and sadistic, A, B and C
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Somethings I do I just cant stand
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Up in my bathroom I sex six women
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Mentally, just me and me-
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Me and my faithful right hand man
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Tie up a Muslim and shoot him with liquid pork on Ramadan
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With force, Ill make a Christian read their kids The Necronomicon on Christmas
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Dont trip on this lyrical syphilis
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I flip this so the yonks will catch vapors like mentho-lyptus
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Ill feed a dominatrix patient pain pills
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Give Wu haters permanent fang grills
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Trick the artist formerly known and give him the same slave deal
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Ill lift a couple of Dr. Dres reels
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Sell em to Snoop and No Limit Soldiers just so I can see how paid feels
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Hazy Shade of decayed hookers with grave shields
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Where AIDS fills the carcass
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Bet a milli on it Tecca N9na be the darkest
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Heartless, I spark from the gut
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So what the fuck?
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Im trying to contain the insane, but what?
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[Chorus: Roger Troutman & Tech N9ne]
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But I get mixed up (So mixed up)
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My thoughts are twisted (So mixed up)
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My thoughts are twisted (So mixed up)
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My thoughts are twisted (So mixed up)
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But I get mixed up (So mixed up)
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[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
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Welcome to my asylum, its hectic, they call me dyslexic
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Rogue infested, more vicious than Cujo
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Fraudulent tested, the punks arrested got the neck slit exit
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Im twisted, I know Hollywood backwards says “doowylloh”
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Force feed me a sumo for about nine weeks playing Club Nuevo til hes blue, though
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Then stuff him in the front seat of a Yugo
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Body filled with beef and toaster strudel
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Let up the break and watch him race to the intersection; now hes through, though – ya estuvo
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I slide with a gang of twisted individuals
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Somebody better be looking for the criminal tendencies
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Never will they get us in the penitentiaries, killa
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Millimeter nine rip vinyl, I know
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Mix flow like Korean Albino
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Wino once breeded an elephant with a rhino
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Called it “The Helifino”
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Throw Chucky Manson off in a pit of militant Jews banging hella opera
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The real meaning of Helter Skelter is when they skin that forehead swastika (Yeah)
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Am I twisted? Am I twisted?
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Im twisted, better keep your distance
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Mama gotta call the psychiatrics for mental assistance, yeah
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[Bridge: Roger Troutman]
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Tech N9ne your mind is fine
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Theres just not anyone like you
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The whole wide world dont matter no
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They cant flow like you
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I must make you understand
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[Chorus: Roger Troutman & Tech N9ne]
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My thoughts are twisted (So mixed up)
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My thoughts are twisted (So mixed up)
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My thoughts are twisted (So mixed up)
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But I get mixed up (So mixed up)
