[Intro: Obie Trice & Eminem]
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Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks
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Ra—
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Two trailer-park girls go round the outside
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Round the outside, round the outside
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Two trailer-park girls go round the outside
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Round the outside, round the outside
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Woo (Ooh, ooh)
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[Refrain: Eminem]
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Guess whos back, back again?
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Shadys back, tell a friend
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Guess whos back, guess whos back
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Guess whos back, guess whos back
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Guess whos back, guess whos back
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Guess whos back
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(Na-na-na, na, na, na, na, na, na)
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(Na-na-na, na, na, na, na)
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[Verse 1: Eminem]
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Ive created a monster
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‘Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more, they want Shady, Im chopped liver
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Well, if you want Shady, this is what Ill give ya
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A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
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Some vodka thatll jump-start my heart quicker
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Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
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By the doctor when Im not cooperating
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When Im rockin the table while hes operating (Hey)
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You waited this long, now stop debating
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‘Cause Im back, Im on the rag and ovulating
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I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
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But your husbands heart problems complicating
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So the FCC wont let me be
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Or let me be me, so let me see
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They tried to shut me down on MTV
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But it feels so empty without me
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So come on and dip, bum on your lips
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Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
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And get ready, cause this shits about to get heavy
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I just settled all my lawsuits (Fuck you, Debbie)
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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Now, this looks like a job for me
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So, everybody, just follow me
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‘Cause we need a little controversy
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‘Cause it feels so empty without me
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I said this looks like a job for me
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So, everybody, just follow me
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‘Cause we need a little controversy
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‘Cause it feels so empty without me
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[Verse 2: Eminem]
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Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
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Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
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They start feelin like prisoners, helpless
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‘Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, “Bitch”
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A visionary, vision is scary
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Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
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A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
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In the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass
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And its a disaster, such a catastrophe
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For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?
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Well, Im back, da-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na
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Fix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then Im gonna
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Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
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The center of attention, back for the winter
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Im interesting, the best thing since wrestling
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Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
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Testing, “Attention, please”
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Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
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Heres my ten cents, my two cents is free
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A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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Now, this looks like a job for me
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So, everybody, just follow me
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‘Cause we need a little controversy
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‘Cause it feels so empty without me
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I said this looks like a job for me
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So, everybody, just follow me
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‘Cause we need a little controversy
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‘Cause it feels so empty without me
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[Verse 3: Eminem]
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A tisket, a tasket, Ill go tit-for-tat wit
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Anybody whos talkin, “This shit, that shit”
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Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
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Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
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And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
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You thirty-six-year-old bald-headed fag, blow me
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You dont know me, youre too old, let go
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Its over, nobody listens to techno
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Now, lets go, just give me the signal
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Ill be there with a whole list full of new insults
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Ive been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
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Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
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But, sometimes, the shit just seems
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Everybody only wants to discuss me
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So this must mean Im disgusting
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But its just me, Im just obscene (Yeah)
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Though Im not the first king of controversy
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I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
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To do Black music so selfishly
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And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
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Theres a concept that works
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Twenty million other white rappers emerge
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But no matter how many fish in the sea
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Itd be so empty without me
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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Now, this looks like a job for me
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So, everybody, just follow me
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‘Cause we need a little controversy
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‘Cause it feels so empty without me
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I said this looks like a job for me
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So, everybody, just follow me
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‘Cause we need a little controversy
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‘Cause it feels so empty without me
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[Outro: Eminem]
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Hum, dei-dei, la-la
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la
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Hum, dei-dei, la-la
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la
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Kids
