[Verse 1] ~#**************#~ I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser ~#**************#~ Midnights become my afternoons ~#**************#~ When my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people ~#**************#~ Ive ghosted stand there in the room ~#**************#~ [Pre-Chorus] ~#**************#~ I should not be left to my own devices ~#**************#~ They come with prices and vices ~#**************#~ I end up in crisis ~#**************#~ (Tale as old as time) ~#**************#~ I wake up screaming from dreaming ~#**************#~ One day, Ill watch as youre leaving ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming ~#**************#~ (For the last time) ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Its me, hi ~#**************#~ Im the problem, its me ~#**************#~ At teatime, everybody agrees ~#**************#~ Ill stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror ~#**************#~ It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero ~#**************#~ [Verse 2] ~#**************#~ Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby ~#**************#~ And Im a monster on the hill ~#**************#~ Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city ~#**************#~ Pierced through the heart, but never killed ~#**************#~ [Pre-Chorus] ~#**************#~ Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism ~#**************#~ Like some kind of congressman? ~#**************#~ (A tale as old as time) ~#**************#~ I wake up screaming from dreaming ~#**************#~ One day, Ill watch as youre leaving ~#**************#~ And life will lose all its meaning ~#**************#~ (For the last time) ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Its me, hi ~#**************#~ Im the problem, its me (Im the problem, its me) ~#**************#~ At teatime, everybody agrees ~#**************#~ Ill stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror ~#**************#~ It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero ~#**************#~ [Bridge] ~#**************#~ I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money ~#**************#~ She thinks I left them in the will ~#**************#~ The family gathers round and reads it and then someone screams out ~#**************#~ “Shes laughing up at us from Hell” ~#**************#~ [Breakdown] ~#**************#~ Its me, hi ~#**************#~ Im the problem, its me ~#**************#~ Its me, hi ~#**************#~ Im the problem, its me ~#**************#~ Its me, hi ~#**************#~ Everybody agrees, everybody agrees ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Its me, hi (Hi) ~#**************#~ Im the problem, its me (Im the problem, its me) ~#**************#~ At teatime (Teatime), everybody agrees (Everybody agrees) ~#**************#~ Ill stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror ~#**************#~ It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero