[Intro]
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Get up
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Everybody on the dance floor, come on
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That means you too, Chris
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Haha
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[Verse 1]
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Well, its Friday night, no date for the prom
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Just got caught jackin off by your mom
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Suspended from school for settin off the alarm
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Kim Jong keep screamin he gon drop the bomb
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But anyway, every day is the same old shiddit
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Room lookin like a tornado hit it
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Try to explain, your parents, they dont get it
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Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm
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Let it roll, if you ready, we gon start the show
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Everybody in the world, all across the globe
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You can feel it in your head down to your toes
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Dance until youre wheelchair-bound, here we go
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Yеah, horseback, little do-si-do
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Little bit of soul mixеd with some rodeo
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Everybody in the worlds gonna laugh to this
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Shit, Ill probably end up crippled after this, come on
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[Chorus]
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Clap your hands and stomp your feet
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Everybody, join together
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Can you feel the funky beat?
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Everywhere you see people laughing and
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Dancing in the street
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On the count of three, everybody do
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The Christopher Reeves
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One, two, three, follow me
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[Verse 2]
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Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
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Slipped, fell, landed in a garbage can
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Shit, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand
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But I get it crackin like no one in the party can
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Give me a beat, Ill show you all a brand-new dance
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All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance
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Now stand back, kids, dont try this at home
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Chi-boom, kick-boom, ooh, ah-oh
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Its a brand-new craze and its sweepin the nation
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Anything else is a cheap imitation
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Just make sure that you videotape it
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You can only do it once, but the people go apeshit
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Its a crowd favorite, a party pleaser
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Its better than the shake of the grand mal seizure
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So next time that you see grandma, tease her
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And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up
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[Chorus]
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Clap your hands and stomp your feet
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Everybody, join together
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Can you feel the funky beat?
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Everywhere you see people laughing and
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Dancing in the street
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On the count of three, everybody do
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The Christopher Reeves
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One, two, three, follow me
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[Bridge]
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If your arms, legs, feet, and your hands are numb
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Youve fallen and you cant get up
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Its a brand-new dance, this is my Chris anthem, Im
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Givin Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
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[Verse 3]
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Ima have everybody jumpin to this
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Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin her fists
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With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist
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A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc
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You just pull up a chair and grab a seat
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And clap your hands and stomp your feet
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Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
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Flop around til you lookin like a slab of meat
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You put your left foot back, your right in front
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Tip your head back, let it touch your butt
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‘Til you feel a little pop, like what the fuck?
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Motherfuck, fuck a duck, what the fuck? Im stuck
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So, party people, are you with me? Whats the deal?
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If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel
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If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel
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Windmillin on a million banana peels, come on
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[Chorus]
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Clap your hands and stomp your feet
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Everybody, join together
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Can you feel the funky beat?
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Everywhere you see people laughing and
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Dancing in the street
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On the count of three, everybody do
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The Christopher Reeves
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One, two, three, follow me
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[Outro]
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Woo
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Good morning, Eminem
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Or Marshall, as others have informed me
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Christopher Reeves here
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You had better not talk behind my back
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Or I will kick your ass the minute Im out of this chair
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Watch yourself, Marshall
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Im watching you
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Ah! Holy shit
