If you were a wise man, baby, you would drop
~#**************#~
Every other ho, ho, ho and put me on top
~#**************#~
Up there on your tree, better treat me like a star
~#**************#~
Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, spend it on my heart
~#**************#~
[Pre-Chorus]
~#**************#~
Fuck the jet, send the sleigh
~#**************#~
Its a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (Ah)
~#**************#~
[Chorus]
~#**************#~
If you dont wanna buy me presents
~#**************#~
Drink me like a warm glass of milk
~#**************#~
If youre not gonna race here from the
~#**************#~
North Pole to Beverly Hills
~#**************#~
Just to keep my stockin filled
~#**************#~
Well, I know somebody who will (Uh-huh)
~#**************#~
[Post-Chorus]
~#**************#~
(Somebody who will, somebody who will, somеbody who will)
~#**************#~
(Buy me presents, baby)
~#**************#~
[Verse 2]
~#**************#~
Hеs a little bit older (Like, super old)
~#**************#~
Got a bit of a dad bod
~#**************#~
From a city thats colder (Brrr)
~#**************#~
But damn it, hes so hot
~#**************#~
He knows when Im sleepin (Sleepin)
~#**************#~
And he knows when Im not
~#**************#~
I havent, like, seen him in a while
~#**************#~
Hes probably just busy at his workshop
~#**************#~
[Pre-Chorus]
~#**************#~
Fuck the jet (Fuck the jet), send the sleigh (Send the sleigh)
~#**************#~
Its a packed holiday, and I got options, babe (No)
~#**************#~
[Chorus]
~#**************#~
If you dont wanna buy me presents
~#**************#~
Drink me like a warm glass of milk (Oh)
~#**************#~
If youre not gonna (Youre not gonna) race here from the
~#**************#~
North Pole to Beverly Hills
~#**************#~
Just to keep my stockin filled (So filled)
~#**************#~
Well, I know somebody who will
~#**************#~
[Post-Chorus]
~#**************#~
(Somebody who will, somebody who will, somebody who will)
~#**************#~
(Buy me presents, baby)
~#**************#~
[Instrumental Bridge]
~#**************#~
[Chorus]
~#**************#~
If you dont wanna buy me presents
~#**************#~
Drink me like a warm glass of milk (Drink me like a warm glass of milk)
~#**************#~
If youre not gonna (Oh) race here from the
~#**************#~
North Pole to Beverly Hills
~#**************#~
Just to keep my stockin filled
~#**************#~
Oh, I know somebody who will
