[Intro]
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Oh, ayo, Dre
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Im discombobulated
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Lets take em back (Accents)
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In time (Everythings all fucked up)
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Im discombobulated, discombobulated
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Miss, you ovulating? Wait, I didnt mean to
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Piss you off, my lady, what I really meant to say is
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It goes a little something like this
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[Verse 1]
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Soon as Im through with the Unisom Ima hit the snooze alarm
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Before I lose my mind, who am I gonna use it on?
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Utilizing this tool, I will execute a line
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Like what I tried to do one time in my youth when I euthanized
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My poodle in junior high, used to hide in my room and fly
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To the moon and try suicide with the glue from my school supplies
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Then Proof, Denaun
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Eye-Kyu and I would climb in that hooptie to ride to ‘Drews and rhyme
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Bodied Saint Andrews Hall too many times to count
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Before I tear up The Shelter, give my dawgs a pound
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Now Im bout to treat all of you rappers noggins how
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Dre does every time he goes back to Compton now
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‘Cause every so often Ill visit my old stomping grounds
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And Docs in the house, so you know the bong is out
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Room is spinning like nine-hundred-thousand miles an hour
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Forgot what Im talkin bout, fuck, Im discombobulated
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[Chorus]
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Now up is down, left is right
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Day is night now, in is out, black is white
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So to-and-fro and side-to-side
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Am I comin or goin? Man, I cant decide
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‘Cause back is forth now and stop means go
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No means yes, but yes dont mean no
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So, baby, please, take off your clothes
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(No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!), yeah
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[Verse 2]
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Just flew the coop, the cops are in hot pursuit
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But the day they catch me is the day 50ll call a truce
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And quash the feud with him and Ja and Jall actually spit a bar
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Thats not from a Dr. Seuss book and theyll start a group (Haha)
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Fuck it, Im a kook, I know I got a screw
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And a couple of marbles loose, brain is like ramen soup
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Shout to Trugoy, gotta give a De La salute
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‘Cause my noodles in a knot, call it pasta noose (Posdnuos, yeah)
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Wizard of ahs (Oz) and oohs
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Same Marshall Bruce in that battle who lost to Juice
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Who also used to sound like Nas on “Live at the Barbeque”
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Now I got the juice, wouldnt beef if I was you
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Like, au jus, but beef, if like
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“I was you,” but, like, ah, fuck you (Man)
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Long as I got these walls and these hallways Im always
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Have someone to argue with, Im just all twisted, Im discombobulated, man
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[Chorus]
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Now up is down, left is right
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Day is night now, in is out, black is white
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So to-and-fro and side-to-side
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Am I comin or goin? Man, I cant decide
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‘Cause back is forth now and stop means go
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No means yes, but yes dont mean no
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So, baby, please, take off your clothes
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(No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)
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[Verse 3]
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Im at my best when Im at my worst
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And for that Im blessed, so every time I rap I curse
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And thats why press, I usually get attacked by first
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Theyre at my neck like motherfucking vampires
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So critics si-day I si-day the same shi-dit, Im always degrading, little bi-ditch
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Well, fi-duck em, they can si-duck my di-dick when Im taking a shi-dit
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Mid-y middle fid-inger is ex-tid-ended now, should I tell em where to put it?
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Im si-do fed up with it, they ask me dumb shi-dit
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So I act like Im on a kayak with my back to Niagara
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No life jacket, man, I had like six psychiatrists, scientists
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Misdiagnose me with plaque psoriasis cause I asked em, “Why is it
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My eye itches?” so they gave me some diet tips
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And Viagra with side effects, I might end up growing spiderwebs
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In my head and dying a horrifying death, on my final breath
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I will tell you, apply your lips to my dick, its one size that fits
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I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive, what the fuck?
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[Chorus]
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Now up is down, left is right
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Day is night now, in is out, black is white
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So to-and-fro and side-to-side
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Am I comin or goin? Man, I cant decide
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‘Cause back is forth now and stop means go
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No means yes, but yes dont mean no
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So, baby, please, take off your clothes
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(No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)
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[Outro]
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Haha, yeah
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Dr. Dre
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Black Bethoven
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S1
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2050, haha
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Were out
