[Verse: Eddie Griffin]
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Aww they say uhh..
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.. a black man is a pimp
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Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
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On planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma
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Its her MOMMA that told her
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“Get a man that got a good job gurl!
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Make sure he got a good car gurl!
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Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!”
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What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass —
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— just cause you love the nigga?
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But Im the pimp motherfucker!
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I gotta be the player!
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Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
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.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood
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You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman
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You knew he already had a family
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But you fucked him anyway!!!
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And then when you thought you gon lose the nigga
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You went and got pregnant – didnt you bitch, DIDNT YOU!!
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THE OL KEEP A NIGGA BABY
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And then when the nigga aint around, what do you tell the child?
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“Aww that nigga aint shit, thats why yo daddy aint here;
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Cause that nigga aint shit.”
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How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
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That yo momma, you was a ho!
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TELL THE KID!
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Momma was a ho, I was weekend pussy
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I had you to keep the nigga, it didnt work out
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Thats why he aint here – but he a good nigga
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Cause he take care of his REAL family
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I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted