[Verse 1] ~#**************#~ Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $horts “Freaky Tales” (Biatch!) ~#**************#~ Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking ~#**************#~ And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells ~#**************#~ I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like shes decals ~#**************#~ But when murdering females ~#**************#~ Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed ~#**************#~ Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail ~#**************#~ If you get scratched because your DNAll ~#**************#~ Be all up under her fingernails ~#**************#~ Man, he hears you, I dont think he cares ~#**************#~ He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears ~#**************#~ Three personalities burstin out of me, please beware ~#**************#~ Her TV blares, cant hear the creaking stairs ~#**************#~ Shes unaware in no underwear, shes completely bare ~#**************#~ Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly ~#**************#~ I said “Im here to do sink repairs.” ~#**************#~ Chop her up, put her body parts ~#**************#~ In front of Steven Averys trailer and leave em there ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ But hey man, I was framed ~#**************#~ I know what this looks like, officers ~#**************#~ Please just give me one minute ~#**************#~ I think I can explain ~#**************#~ I aint murdered nobody ~#**************#~ I know these words are so nutty ~#**************#~ But Im just here to entertain ~#**************#~ How come your shirt is so bloody? ~#**************#~ Theres a missing person, so what? Hes ~#**************#~ Got nothin to do with me ~#**************#~ Im almost certain I was framed ~#**************#~ [Verse 2] ~#**************#~ Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin was wrong ~#**************#~ Think Im becomin a monster cause of the drugs that Im on ~#**************#~ Donald Ducks on, theres a Tonka Truck in the yard ~#**************#~ But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car? ~#**************#~ Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it ~#**************#~ Must go above and beyond, cause its incumbent upon me ~#**************#~ Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde ~#**************#~ Girl, that motherfuckin baton twirler that got dumped in the pond ~#**************#~ Second murder with no recollection of it ~#**************#~ Collectin newspaper articles, cuttin out sections from it ~#**************#~ Memorys too fucked to remember, destructive temper ~#**************#~ Cut my public defenders jugular then stuck him up in a blender ~#**************#~ Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably ~#**************#~ ‘Cause the disassembled body ~#**************#~ Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly ~#**************#~ Im wanted for questioning ~#**************#~ Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ But hey man, I was framed ~#**************#~ I know what this looks like, officers ~#**************#~ Please just give me one minute ~#**************#~ I think I can explain ~#**************#~ I aint murdered nobody ~#**************#~ I know these words are so nutty ~#**************#~ But Im just here to entertain ~#**************#~ How come your shirt is so bloody? ~#**************#~ Theres a missing person, so what? Hes ~#**************#~ Got nothin to do with me ~#**************#~ Im almost certain I was framed ~#**************#~ [Verse 3] ~#**************#~ Still on the loose, they ~#**************#~ Spotted me inside McDonalds Tuesday ~#**************#~ In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin like your college roommate ~#**************#~ With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher ~#**************#~ Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase ~#**************#~ Just escaped from the state pen ~#**************#~ For [edited] eight women who hate men ~#**************#~ Dont make it no weirder, Im naked ~#**************#~ When I break in your basement ~#**************#~ Under your babys play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent ~#**************#~ Facin the door, remainin patient while stayin complacent ~#**************#~ Blatant sexual implications are continuin to get thrown ~#**************#~ Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems ~#**************#~ Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home ~#**************#~ Youll get the hint, ho: Im in your window ~#**************#~ But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene ~#**************#~ In a verse and be charged with first degree ~#**************#~ ‘Cause it just happened to match up perfectly ~#**************#~ With the massacre or the Burger King burglary ~#**************#~ No, officer, you see … ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ I was framed ~#**************#~ I know what this looks like, officers ~#**************#~ Please just give me one minute ~#**************#~ I think I can explain ~#**************#~ I aint murdered nobody ~#**************#~ I know these words are so nutty ~#**************#~ But Im just here to entertain ~#**************#~ How come your shirt is so bloody? ~#**************#~ Theres a missing person, so what? Hes ~#**************#~ Got nothin to do with me ~#**************#~ Im almost certain I was framed