[Intro: Eminem & 50 Cent]
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Gee willikers, Gatman, they got me surrounded
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Im on my way
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[Chorus: 50 Cent & Eminem]
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I got a Gatman, if theres a problem Ima solve it
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A nigga movin around with a big-ass revolver
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And a Batman
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What the fuck, are you retarded?
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You touch Shady, Ill leave you dearly departed
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[Verse 1: 50 Cent & Eminem]
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This aint Batman, Robin, Cagney or Lacey
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Its 50 Cent and Shady, the worst, baby
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Put your hands on my peoples Ill react crazy (Yeah!)
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Put a hole through your front and your back, maybe
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But go ‘head, you try me
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Ill have your ass hooked up to an IV
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I leave no witnesses when I ride, B
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You fuck with me, youll see
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I react like a animal and tear you apart
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If a masterpiece was murder Id major in art
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Niggas know I was wrapped too tight from the start
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But being a little off landed me on top of the charts (Woo!)
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So you take the good with the bad, I guess
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Level three Teflon plate on my chest
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Hammer cocked back, hollow tip in the chamber, danger
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Angerll change ya, and make you aim that and squeeze
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[Chorus: 50 Cent & Eminem]
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I got a Gatman, if theres a problem Ima solve it
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A nigga movin around with a big-ass revolver
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And a Batman
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Motherfucker, you retarded?
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You touch 50, Ill leave you dearly departed
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[Verse 2: Eminem]
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Were walking away from a beef in which clearly you started
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I said, “Were walking away,”, did you hear me?
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You oughta be thankful that we aint beefin
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We’re still breathing and just leave it at THAT!
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‘Cause if me and 50 and G-Unit hop back in that BAT!—mobile
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It aint gonna be no more rap its gonna be BRRRRAT!
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Retaliation, itll be like them Muslim Shia ATTACKS!
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Somewhere along the line its like me and 50 made a PACT!
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Hes got my back, I got his back (BACK!)
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Its almost like were kinda, like Siamese twins
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‘Cause when we beef, we pull each other in, to the bullshit
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Like were conjoined at the hip, this is unavoidable
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Some of the shit is squashable; some shitll never boil over
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Some of it will just simmer at best, if left alone
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But let it be known there will be no sit-downs with no Daves and ‘Zinos, there will be no peace discussions with me
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There aint gon be no friendly debates over crumpets and tea
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Just quit fuckin with me and Ill gladly quit fuckin with you
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Just spit your sixteen and do what you gotta do to get through
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Without mentioning me or the machine or Jimmy Iovine or Dre or 50 or D-Twizzie, Obie and just let it be
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Or well be—*knock-knock*—with a
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[Chorus: 50 Cent & Eminem]
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Gatman, if theres a problem Ima solve it
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A nigga movin around with a big-ass revolver
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And a Batman
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What the fuck, are you retarded?
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You touch Shady, Ill leave you dearly departed
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[Verse 3: 50 Cent]
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Nigga, you get it twisted, you gon get your wig splitted
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I dont give a fuck, I dont care if police know I did it
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Man I hustle, I get money in the sunshine or a blizzard
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I go hard for that paper, homie, I just gotta get it
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Got a money scheme, you plot it, you can count me in Im with it
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You cross me, you gon make a cemetery visit
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Thats gangsta, you know me, I talk it cause I live it
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Shell cases drop, when that chopper chop, way up the block
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Get hit with copper tops, when the drama pop, the llama pop
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And it wont stop, you can run call the cops
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This aint new, niggas know how I be on it
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That shit you got, put my pistol to you, I want it
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Its not a game, perfect aim
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You feel the flame up against your brain
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Man its so hot, Ill make you wish it rained
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[Chorus: 50 Cent & Eminem]
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I got a Gatman, if theres a problem Ima solve it
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A nigga movin around with a big-ass revolver
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And a Batman
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What the fuck, are you retarded?
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You touch Shady, Ill leave you dearly departed
