[Intro]
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Hey, leave a message
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[Verse 1]
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Hey, call me back when ya get this
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Or when youve got a minute
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We really need to talk
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Wait, you know what?
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Maybe just forget it
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‘Cause by the time you get this
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Your number might be blocked
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[Pre-Chorus]
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“Stay” and “blah blah blah”
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You just want what you cant have
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No way
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Ill call the cops
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If you dont stop, Ill call your dad
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[Chorus]
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And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
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Happy birthday, by the way
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“Its not you, its me” and all that other bullshit
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You know thats bullshit
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Dontcha, babe?
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Im not your party favor
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[Verse 2]
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Look, now I know we coulda done it better
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But we cant change the weather
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When the weathers come and gone
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Books dont make sense if you read em backwards
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Youll single out the wrong words
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Like you mishear all my songs
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[Pre-Chorus]
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Youll hear “stay” and “blah blah blah”
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You just want what you cant have
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No way
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Ill call the cops
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If you dont stop, Ill call your dad
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[Chorus]
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And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
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Happy birthday by the way
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“Its not you, its me” and all that other bullshit
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You know thats bullshit
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Dontcha, babe?
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Im not your party favor
