Brainiac, with a zany act, kleptomaniac
~#**************#~
Before I go to work I smoke me a fat sack
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Of indo, then climb through the window
~#**************#~
And now the VCR, and load it in the Pinto, huh!
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Yes Im on my way to the bank
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Or should I say the pawn shop, but I dont smoke rocks
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Some people say Im crazy and they think Im on crack
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‘Cause I lock on their shit and I never gave it back
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Coolio loco, you better call Bronco
~#**************#~
Stole a link from my auntie, and sold it to my uncle
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Took the flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse
~#**************#~
Fuck the bitch, she sleep then I went through her purse
~#**************#~
Bandit, underhanded, yes Im scandalous
~#**************#~
Snake in the grass nigga, Im taking chances
~#**************#~
If the price is right, you can call me a killer
~#**************#~
Before I was a rap singer, they called me Sticky Finger
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(“But hes stickin you, and takin all of you money” — Guru)
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(“I aint never got gaffled like that” – JD)
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(“Dont fuckin blink or Ima rob your ass blind” – Sticky Fingers)
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(“What you doin stickin in that peoples window?” – Richard Pryor)
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(“Gimme that…”) big fat dope sack
~#**************#~
(“Gimme that…”) Ca-di-llac
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(“Gimme that…”) big gold chain
~#**************#~
(“Thats the life, a-that I lead” — Run-D.M.C.)
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[Verse 2]
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Coolio call me shady, janky, slick right
~#**************#~
You and your crew better duck from my gunshots
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I takes no shit, carryin no drama
~#**************#~
If I cant get you I bust a cap on your momma
~#**************#~
I never had a grip, so I learn how to shoplift
~#**************#~
My trench coat is long and now I got some fresh shit
~#**************#~
Yeah, buddy, shits lookin good
~#**************#~
Gets much props and respect from the hood
~#**************#~
Caps from my raps and a trunk full of hubcaps
~#**************#~
Step to the crew, and youre bound to catch a pimp slap
~#**************#~
But I dont pimp no bitch for my dough
~#**************#~
They got somethin I want, I just rob the ho
~#**************#~
Early birds catch the worm so I crow like a rooster
~#**************#~
They follow me round the store because they know that Im a booster
~#**************#~
Tell me what you want and Ill be the stealer
~#**************#~
Call me Coolio, or call me Sticky Fingers
~#**************#~
(“Coolio…”)
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(“First they do rings, now they my rings”)
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(“Told you before, you shouldnta never fell asleep” – Big Daddy Kane)
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(“Give it up, give it up, give it up”)
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[Verse 3]
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I dont wanna go to jail cause I dont like the lockup
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Turn out the lights and get ready for the sock up
~#**************#~
One plus three equals four for the knockout
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Got circles on that ass like a Mike Tyson PunchOut
~#**************#~
You better hide your shit if you wanna keep it
~#**************#~
Im driving down the street in your ‘llac while youre sleepin
~#**************#~
I was born with a sickness, that they call brokeness
~#**************#~
Never said I was the best, but Im damn sure the locest
~#**************#~
Up, up, and away, like a rocket
~#**************#~
Some fool got shot, now Im goin through his pockets
~#**************#~
He wont be needin no dollars where hes goin
~#**************#~
And when I get to hell Ima act like I dont know him
~#**************#~
Im takin everything that aint bolted to the floor
~#**************#~
And before I go I steal the knocker of your front door
~#**************#~
Let me be brief Im a thief and a gangster
~#**************#~
Before I was a rap singer, they called me Sticky Fingers
~#**************#~
(“Yeah we want everything… do you have any dreams, we want them too”)
