[Intro] ~#**************#~ Yeah ~#**************#~ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ~#**************#~ Okay! ~#**************#~ Alright, aight, aight, aight, aight (Yo, yo) ~#**************#~ Yo, yo ~#**************#~ Alright, Ima lay the chorus first ~#**************#~ Here we go now! ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs ~#**************#~ Thats why I am like I am cause Im like her ~#**************#~ Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs ~#**************#~ Thats why Im on what Im on cause Im my mom! ~#**************#~ [Verse 1] ~#**************#~ “My mom, my mom”, I know youre probably tired ~#**************#~ Of hearin bout my mom, oh-ho, woah-ho ~#**************#~ But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty ~#**************#~ And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-um ~#**************#~ Valium was in everything, food that I ate ~#**************#~ The water that I drank, fuckin peas in my plate ~#**************#~ She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak ~#**************#~ So every day Id have at least three stomachaches ~#**************#~ Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her ~#**************#~ Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin-chiever? ~#**************#~ My teacher didnt think I was gonna be nothin either ~#**************#~ “What the fuck you stickin gum up under the fuckin seat for?” ~#**************#~ “Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin ether ~#**************#~ Either that or the motherfuckers been puffin reefer” ~#**************#~ But all this huffin and puffin wasnt what it was either ~#**************#~ It was neither, I was buzzin but it wasnt what she thought ~#**************#~ Pee in a teacup? Bitch, you aint my keeper, Im sleepin ~#**************#~ What the fuck you keep on fuckin with me for? ~#**************#~ Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I aint playin ~#**************#~ Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin zebra! ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs ~#**************#~ Thats why I am like I am cause Im like her ~#**************#~ Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs ~#**************#~ Thats why Im on what Im on cause Im my mom! ~#**************#~ [Verse 2] ~#**************#~ Wait a minute, this aint dinner, this is paint thinner! ~#**************#~ “You ate it yesterday, I aint hear no complaints, did I? ~#**************#~ Now heres a plate full of painkillers, now just wait ~#**************#~ ‘Til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes ~#**************#~ You little motherfucker, Ill make you sit there and make ~#**************#~ That retarded fuckin face without even tastin it ~#**************#~ You better lick the fuckin plate, you aint wastin it ~#**************#~ Put your face in it ‘fore I throw you in the basement again ~#**************#~ And I aint givin in, youre gonna just sit there ~#**************#~ In one fuckin place, finnickin til next Thanksgiving ~#**************#~ And if you still aint finished it, Ill use the same shit again ~#**************#~ Then when I make spinach dip, itll be placed in the shit ~#**************#~ You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent? ~#**************#~ A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it ~#**************#~ Child support, your father, he aint sent the shit ~#**************#~ And so what if he did? Its none of your dang business, kid!” ~#**************#~ [Pre-Chorus] ~#**************#~ My mom ~#**************#~ Theres no one else quite like my mom ~#**************#~ I know I should let bygones be bygones ~#**************#~ But shes the reason why I am high on what Im high on, cause— ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs ~#**************#~ Thats why I am like I am cause Im like her ~#**************#~ Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs ~#**************#~ Thats why Im on what Im on cause Im my mom! ~#**************#~ [Bridge] ~#**************#~ My mom loved Valium, now all I am ~#**************#~ Is a party animal, I am what I am ~#**************#~ But Im strong to the finish with me Valium spinach ~#**************#~ But my buzz only lasts about two minutes ~#**************#~ But I dont wanna swallow it without chewin it ~#**************#~ I cant even write a rhyme without you in it ~#**************#~ My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, ohh! ~#**************#~ [Verse 3] ~#**************#~ Man, I never thought that I could ever be ~#**************#~ A drug addict, naw, fuck that, I cant have it happen to me ~#**************#~ But thats actually what has ended up happenin ~#**************#~ A tragedy, the fuckin past ended up catchin me ~#**************#~ And its probably where I got acquainted with the taste, aint it? ~#**************#~ Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful ~#**************#~ She killed the fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it ~#**************#~ Feed it a fuckin aspirin and say that it has a headache ~#**************#~ “Here, want a snack? You hungry, you fuckin brat? ~#**************#~ Look at that, its a Xanax, take it and take a nap, eat it” ~#**************#~ But I dont need it — “Well fuck it then, break it up ~#**************#~ Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up” ~#**************#~ Alright, ma, you win, I dont feel like arguin ~#**************#~ Ill do it, pop it, gobble it, and start wobblin ~#**************#~ Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed ~#**************#~ With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs ~#**************#~ Thats why I am like I am cause Im like her ~#**************#~ Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs ~#**************#~ Thats why Im on what Im on cause Im my mom! ~#**************#~ [Outro] ~#**************#~ My mom, Im just like her ~#**************#~ My mom, my mom, my mom ~#**************#~ My mom, my mom, my mom ~#**************#~ My mom, my mom, my mom ~#**************#~ My mom, my momma ~#**************#~ Me momma, I like-a da momma ~#**************#~ Haha, sorry Mom ~#**************#~ I still love you though! ~#**************#~ Dr. Dre, 2010 ~#**************#~ Hey, this shit is hella hard, homie ~#**************#~ Yo, take us on outta here ~#**************#~ Woo!