[Intro: Eminem]
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Hem-de-le-le-le-le-le-le, le-le, le-le
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Hem-de-le-le-ne-miah-nuf-niah, ne-nish, ne-ne (Translation)
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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So you can suck my dick if you dont like my shit
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‘Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick
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[Verse 1: Eminem & Swifty McVay]
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Ha-ha, two pills I pop, til my pupils swell up like two pennies
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Im Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
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A young-ass man with a trash can, strapped to the back
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Of his ass, so the rats cant chew through his last pants
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Im like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightnin
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And frightened with five little white Vicodin pills bitin him
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Im like a fuckin wasp in the hospital, lost
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Stingin the fuck outta everything, I come across in the halls
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I light a candle and place it up on the mantel
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Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle
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So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin
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(Bitch, its too late)
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‘Cause once youre hung from the drapes, its curtains
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[Verse 2: Swifty McVay]
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Im an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
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Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
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Accused for every crime known through the equator
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They knew I did it for havin blood on my ‘gators
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My weedll hit your chest like a double barrel gauge and
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Im a black grenade thatll blow up in yo face
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With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remy, I do shit on purpose
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You never hear me say, “Forgive me”
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Im snatchin every penny, it gotta be that way, nigga, face it
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That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it
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You hidin, I make the President get a facelift
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Niggas just afraid, handin me they bracelets
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Chillin in the lab wasted, Im the type
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Thatll drink Kahlua and gin, throw up on the mic
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Your life is ruined, you get socked right on sight
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And even at the Million Man March, we gon fight
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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So you can suck my dick if you dont like my shit
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‘Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick
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‘Cause I dont give a fuck if you dont like my shit
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‘Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick
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[Verse 3: Bizarre]
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Im a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
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Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkell and Meyers
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Plates expired, soon as Im hired, Im fired
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Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
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(Hey, is Bizarre performin?) Bitch, didnt you read the flyer?
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The special invited guest will be Richard Pryor
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(Arent you a male dancer?) No, bitch, Im retired
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Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
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Im ripped, Im on an acid trip
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My DJs in a coma for lettin the record skip
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Lettin the record skip, lettin the record skip (Damn)
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Im fuckin anything when Im snortin
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Its gonna cost three-hundred dollars to get my pitbull an abortion
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Some bitch asked for my autograph
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I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed
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I drop bombs, like I was in Vietnam
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All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin-ass mom
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[Verse 4: Proof]
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Ayo, flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack
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Weed laced with somethin–nigga, pass that!
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In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats
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At a ”Stop the Violence” rally, I blast gats
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BMI on publishin; get yo ass capped
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The Kuniva, divide up yo cash stack
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Run yo motherfuckin pockets, ASAP
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I dont need a platinum chain, bitch, I snatched Shaqs
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Born loser, half thief and half black
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Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at
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Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked
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And found chopped up in a trash bag
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[Verse 5: Kuniva]
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We stranglin rappers, until the point they cant yell
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‘Cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales
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Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace
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Gruesome and causin more violence than nine hoodlums
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I grapple your Adams apple, until it crackle
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Run right past you, turn around, grab you, and stab you
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Get executed cause Im a Luni, I got a Yukmouth
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And its polluted; I cock it back, then shoot it
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I love snatchin up players, thugs and young ballers
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Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
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Brigade barricade to bring the noise
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While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys
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If I go solo, Im doin a song with Bolo
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A big Chinese nigga screamin, “Kuniva, yo, yo!”
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I leave ya face leakin, run up in church
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And smack the preacher while hes preachin
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Take a swing at the deacon
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[Verse 6: Kon Artis & Eminem]
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I used to tell cats that I sold weed and weight
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I was straight, til I got caught sellin them shake
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Im ignorant with the intent to snatch your rent
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I got kicked out of summer camp (Uh!) for havin sex in my tent
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With the superintendents daughter, my brains out of order
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Ive been a Kon Artis, since I was swimmin in water
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In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von
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Who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb
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(Special delivery) I sign to a local label for fun
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Say, “I got cancer”, get dropped, take the advancement, and run
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Drive-by you in the rain while you carry your son
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Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
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Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
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Got a reputation for havin niggas runnin they funds
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Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some ones
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‘Til I met your fat mama, now Im rollin in dough
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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So you can suck my dick if you dont like my shit
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‘Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick
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‘Cause I dont give a fuck if you dont like my shit
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‘Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick
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[Outro: Eminem]
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Hah, ha-ha
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Suck my motherfuckin dick
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D12, Dirty-motherfuckin-Dozen
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Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands
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Bizarre Kid, Swifty McVay, the Kon Artis
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The Kuniva, Dirty Harry, ha-ha, and Slim Shady
