[Intro: Sir Michael Rocks]
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This tambourine
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Shaker
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[Verse 1: Sir Michael Rocks]
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Man, I think Im Eric Andre
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Man, I think Im Louis C.K.
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Man, I think so therefore I am, man, Its 8 a.m.
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Man, my mind is an emporium of cute naked hoes
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My brother one of the only ones I can confide in
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It aint no water in the pool, go ‘head and dive in (Dive in)
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I toot my horn, I blow my bugle, I recycle
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I say, “Free beluga whales” on YouTube, what do you do?
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[Verse 2: Mac Miller]
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Okay
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The pussy like trouble cause Im in it often
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A drug habit like Philip Hoffman will probably put me in a coffin
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But down the slope in my toboggan
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Three day delirium, gettin weirder than Austin
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Now its 7 in the morning, this rapper life is so boring
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Still at it, the drug absorbent, endorphin addict, yeah
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The evil follow me, I got a devil magnet
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I know a bitch wholl let you fuck her for Coachella passes
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[Verse 3: Sir Michael Rocks]
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Oh, so pompous, the ambiance
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You remind me of the lobby of the Mondrian
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I saw you meditatin, get your Gandhi on
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If she got that stank puss, then I wont be long
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[Verse 4: Mac Miller]
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Never lose your mind cause insanity is brutal
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Life is just like college, all you haves your noodle
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Mirror mirror on the wall, Im staring at a dead man
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Me and Mikey go back like Bron-Brons headbands
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The white American, hiding from the Aryan
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[Verse 5: Sir Michael Rocks]
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New Tibetan Mastiff, and he hate it when you stare at ‘im
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Jump in, the jacuzzi on (Yeah,) say I fuck witchu the long way
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I love you more than Kanye love Kanye (And Im a)
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[Verse 6: Mac Miller]
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Slave to the W, I dont hang with losers
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Im in the suburbs doin drive-bys on Razor scooters
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Its my first try, swear I got a third eye
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Its work time, I sell the coke to students out in Irvine
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[Verse 7: Sir Michael Rocks]
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Eh, coming off the high, listening to Jamiroquai
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Why we go through hell when we tryna get to paradise?
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Its like we aint scared of death but we scared of life
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Its like we shootin for the stars but we scared of heights
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[Verse 8: Mac Miller]
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Im in-doors, pair of gym shorts, with the Sith Lord
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We might go bowling later, maybe play Connect 4
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Get high, fuck her with the Tech Deck
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Callin local middle schools and send in some death threats
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[Interlude: Sir Michael Rocks]
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Hey, look
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When I tell you this, I mean this seriously, from the bottom of my heart
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I need the briefcase in fifteen minutes
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Or everybodys finished
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[Verse 9: Mac Miller]
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I love my powder white, prefer my bitches black
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Im gettin lit with Da$h, you dont see us in the back
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No longer little Mac, a briefcase with a million cash
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Oh, yeah
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[Interlude: Mac Miller, Sir Michael Rocks, Mac Miller & Sir Michael Rocks]
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Let me off at the top
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Let me off at the top
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Let me off at the top
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Let me off at the top
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Let me off at the top
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Let me off at the top
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Let me off at the top
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Let me off at the top
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Let me off at the top
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We can keep ridin for now
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Let me off at the top
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The road keeps windin around
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Let me off at the top
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Oh, Im high as the clouds
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Let me off at the top
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Hey, motherfucker, shut your motherfuckin mouth
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Yeah
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[Outro: Bill Murray]
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Sure, theyre terrific athletes
