Ive got a woman as big as a house yes sir
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Shes as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence
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You wont believe what you see when you look at her
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Shes enormous collosal tremendous gigantic immense
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Why try to deny it
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Shes just what I like
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If she goes on a diet
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Ill go on strike
~#**************#~
The bigger the figure the better I like her
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The better I like her the better I feed her
~#**************#~
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
~#**************#~
The bigger the figure the more I can love
~#**************#~
Shes exactly like a watermellon
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Big and round and sweet
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In a party dress
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She may be quite a mess
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But I love her a lot
~#**************#~
So what if shes not so neat
~#**************#~
The bigger the figure the better I like her
~#**************#~
The better I like her the better I feed her
~#**************#~
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
~#**************#~
The bigger the figure the more I can love
~#**************#~
If she ever eats me out of money
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And we need the rent
~#**************#~
Thatll be a cinch
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Cuz when were in a pinch
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I can put her to work under a circus tent
~#**************#~
The bigger the figure the better I like her
~#**************#~
The better I like her the better I feed her
~#**************#~
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
~#**************#~
The bigger the figure the more I can love
~#**************#~
Shes exactly like a watermellon
~#**************#~
Big and round and sweet
~#**************#~
In a party dress
~#**************#~
She may be quite a mess
~#**************#~
But I love her a lot
~#**************#~
So what if shes not so neat
~#**************#~
The bigger the figure
~#**************#~
The better I like her
~#**************#~
The better I like her
~#**************#~
The better I feed her
~#**************#~
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
~#**************#~
The bigger the figure the more I can love
~#**************#~
The bigger the figure the better I like her
~#**************#~
The better I like her the better I feed her
~#**************#~
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
~#**************#~
The bigger the figure the more I can love
